secret to a long marriage
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secret to a long marriage
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Long Marriage
Long Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
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RE: secret to a long marriage
[align=center]LOL `Mod Wiz[/align][align=center]I sure don't want that kind of marriage Funny [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][sm=gobble.gif][/align][align=center]
Why do men die posted: 2007
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
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Love posted: 2007
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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Sensitive men posted: 2007
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends!
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Why do men die posted: 2007
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
[hr]
Love posted: 2007
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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Sensitive men posted: 2007
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends!
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RE: secret to a long marriage
Note to self:
Unload girlfriend's revolver soon. thought I heard her say "That's twice" the other night?
Love posted: 2007
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again.
I hear this often. Then I wonder.... hey, what DID I do to deserve this? [sm=chairshot.gif]
Sensitive men posted: 2007
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends
I have heard my girlfriend say many times, "One night with me and he wouldn't be gay anymore."
I told her friend once, "Yep I was straight till I had sex with her."
(that was the same night I heard, "That's twice.")
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Unload girlfriend's revolver soon. thought I heard her say "That's twice" the other night?
Love posted: 2007
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again.
I hear this often. Then I wonder.... hey, what DID I do to deserve this? [sm=chairshot.gif]
Sensitive men posted: 2007
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends
I have heard my girlfriend say many times, "One night with me and he wouldn't be gay anymore."
I told her friend once, "Yep I was straight till I had sex with her."
(that was the same night I heard, "That's twice.")
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