I staggered into the hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around my throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked me, "What happened to you?"

Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife Nancy when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ***** into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with Nancy 's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my Nancy , "Hey, this looks like yours!"



I don't remember much after that.

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

good one rj, hmm maybe ill use this in the future with some lady type people LOL

 

[align=center]RJ ~ LMAO[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center] Thanks RJ[/align][align=center]MooooooooooooooooWoW[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]That felt good[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]LOL[/align][align=center]____________________________________________[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Doctor...Doctor, this guy got a golf ball jammed in his AZZ[sm=happy046.gif][/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center]_________________________________________________[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Thanks `Doc, 4 gett'in that out [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]RJ, that ball didn't have Nancy Monogramed on it.[/align][align=center]The name on the Ball,was `Bruce[sm=happy046.gif][/align][align=center]Whose Bruce ?[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center]I'm Bruce[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]RJ, can I have my ball back [/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align]

 

Hey guys which do you think he heard just before she wrapped the gold club around his neck?

Was it "FORE!"

or

"That's number three."[sm=icon_rofl.gif]


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LMAO!!!

 

HA!!! That was a great mental picture!!!!