Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
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Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
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Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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RE: Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
The great cleancomic of all time.
Have a good weekend all.
04, Cain, Space, RJ, Wiz, J, Mickey, and everyone else. I'd like to jot another 2 dozen names but I 'm ina hurry to get out the door.
Peace, ouuuuuut!!!!!!!!!
Have a good weekend all.
04, Cain, Space, RJ, Wiz, J, Mickey, and everyone else. I'd like to jot another 2 dozen names but I 'm ina hurry to get out the door.
Peace, ouuuuuut!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
have a good weekend grandpa dave!!
if it wasn't for the video's that my dad and grandpa had i wouldn't know who red skeleton is...i just thought it was really funny when i read it...and its very clean comedy
if it wasn't for the video's that my dad and grandpa had i wouldn't know who red skeleton is...i just thought it was really funny when i read it...and its very clean comedy
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