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Space,

YES! And I think it's affected me for years.

(wonder how many $$$$$ this is worth?) [sm=icon_cheers.gif]

 

[align=center]RJ, you are a good sport & funny....My Beach Bum Gang[/align][align=center]and I are laughing at your post.....Thanks[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]***Note 2other MCFmembers read'in this, I'm sorry `if[/align][align=center]you are read'in this and don't get it, but[/align][align=center]you really need a `sick sense of humor....[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Not posted to offend, but posted for smiles : )[/align][align=center][/align]

 

The first time my ex saw this pic, she didn't get it

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[align=center] [/align][align=center]Was she a Blonde ? [/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align]





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[align=center][/align][align=center]FIRST ON THE SUN[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" [/align][align=center]

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the blonde replied,[/align][align=center]"I'mnot stupid, you know.I'm going at night!"[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]And they think, I'm dumb,[/align][align=center]now whose Stupid [][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center]Oh, I drive a FORD also,[/align][align=center]and that's not Stupid.....is it ?[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align]

 

[align=center][align=center]BLONDES IN HEAVEN[/align][align=center][/align]A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said. But Saint Peter said not to worry, he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter.
The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"

"That's very interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter.


Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me!

Andy talks with me!

Andy tells me..."

Sorry, Saint `Pete, I forgot the rest.
Am I right ?

No Way
We are going to send you toa Special Place
we have for Blondes...A re-program Center

Ok, I like being programed...I think ?
[sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I sure hope that Andy's there : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]

 

Here's a classic!



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lol!

 

[align=center][/align][align=center]Where's everybody been, no one has posted a Blonde Joke in a long time.
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[/align][align=center]
How could we 4-gettheBlonde Twins: )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]in[/align][align=center][/align][align=center] [/align][align=center]Two Blondes & The Damaged [/align][align=center]Monte Carlo[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]A not-too-bright but beautiful blonde was driving home one night in her Monte Carlo when she was caught in a terrible storm. The hailstones were as big as golf *****, and her car was dented badly. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Next day at the auto shop, a repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]"To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park your Monte Carlo, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hardinto the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Later, her twinblonde sisteris driving by in her Monte Carloand sees her sister on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]She asks what's going on,and is told the story. The blondetwin sisterlaughs. [/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]"Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]




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[/align][align=center]and there's more : )[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][size=4]&nbs