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MCF Blonde Joke of the Day
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A blonde goes to a show and after sitting down, a ventriloquist comes on the stage, and goes through the routine dumb- blonde jokes.
Suddenly the blonde jumps up screaming obscenities, blaming the man for the way she is treated at work and presented in the media.
The ventriloquist starts to appologize.
The Madblonde then looks at him and says, "Look, you stay out of this, I’m talking to that idiot on your knee."
Suddenly the blonde jumps up screaming obscenities, blaming the man for the way she is treated at work and presented in the media.
The ventriloquist starts to appologize.
The Madblonde then looks at him and says, "Look, you stay out of this, I’m talking to that idiot on your knee."
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And they call
me a Dummy
me a Dummy[sm=happybounce.gif]
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[align=center]Break'in News - The Blonde & the Dummy[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]After the Show the Blonde ran into the Dummy gett'in in2 his Monte Carlo & began a conversation.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]They ended up in the Monte Carlo Lounge & then proceeded to a room : ) 
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-]Sneak Photo below [:-][/align][align=center][IMG]local://upfiles/714/D95A041C614246279493C16F28767C0A.jpg[/IMG] [/align][align=center][align=center][sm=happy046.gif][/align][/align][align=center]And they lived Happyly ever after [:-][/align][align=center]They now make tooth picks 2-gether.[/align][align=center]The dummy caught on fire[sm=badbadbad.gif] a few times, but the Blonde blew him out : )[/align][align=center][sm=happy046.gif][/align]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-]Sneak Photo below [:-][/align][align=center][IMG]local://upfiles/714/D95A041C614246279493C16F28767C0A.jpg[/IMG] [/align][align=center][align=center][sm=happy046.gif][/align][/align][align=center]And they lived Happyly ever after [:-][/align][align=center]They now make tooth picks 2-gether.[/align][align=center]The dummy caught on fire[sm=badbadbad.gif] a few times, but the Blonde blew him out : )[/align][align=center][sm=happy046.gif][/align]
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Blonde Joke of the Day[/align]80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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Blonde Joke of the Day[/align]80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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[align=center][/align][align=center]Hi MCF Member,...I hope I can make you smile : ) ?[/align][align=center]I went to the Monte Carlo Police Dept., to apply for a job.....[/align][align=center]
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]Hi Blonde Lady, I'm Officer Gay & I'm going to ask you a few questions:[/align]
Officer: What's experience do you have ?
Blonde: I have a lot of experience.....in a lot of things.
Officer: Ok, we like applicants with a lot of experience.Lets begin withyour knowledge of American History tell me: Who killed Abraham Lincoln ?
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!" I have to be there in the morning & help them find out who the killer was []
[/align][align=center]Hi MCF Member,...I hope I can make you smile : ) ?[/align][align=center]I went to the Monte Carlo Police Dept., to apply for a job.....[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][]Hi Blonde Lady, I'm Officer Gay & I'm going to ask you a few questions:[/align]Officer: What's experience do you have ?
Blonde: I have a lot of experience.....in a lot of things.
Officer: Ok, we like applicants with a lot of experience.Lets begin withyour knowledge of American History tell me: Who killed Abraham Lincoln ?
Blonde: (silent, for severalminutes) :Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home nowand think about it & come back tomorrow prepared.
The blonde goes home& one of her friends calls to ask her if she got the job at the PD?
Officer: Well, you can go home nowand think about it & come back tomorrow prepared.
The blonde goes home& one of her friends calls to ask her if she got the job at the PD?
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!" I have to be there in the morning & help them find out who the killer was [
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