[align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Yes, I have a twin sister & she's as cute & as smart as I am [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?[/align][align=center]__________[/align][align=center]____[/align][align=center]_

A: Double-dumb.[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]

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[/align] [align=center][/align][align=center]Save your old Gum 4 someone else [sm=bangbang.gif][/align][align=center][sm=chattypair.gif][sm=happybounce.gif][sm=chattypair.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I don't get it ?[/align][align=center]Is that funny ?[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Don't feel bad `sis, I didn't get it either.[/align][align=center]Want my Gum ?[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif]
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[align=center]I'm not Dumb...am I ?[/align][align=center]
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A police officer pulls over a 07 SS Monte Carlowith a young blonde driver &[/align][align=center]three blonde passenger's.... for driving to slowly.[/align][align=center]

Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH Zone, why are you going so slowly?"

Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs with numbers on them & the last[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]one I saw read "33, not 65."

Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the# number of the highway you're on! , Interstate 33"

Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I'll be more alert &careful from now on."

At this point the cop looksat the other passenger's in the car, and theywere shaking and white as ghosts.

Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends, why are they shaking something awful. " ? ?

Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 148 & I had a [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]difficult time trying to do that speed, with all those slow drivers[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]on the road".[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Cop: OMG, why me ?[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][/align][/align][/align]

 

lmao!!

 

Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.�

 

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Good one. [sm=icon_cheers.gif]

 

lmao!!! hahahahahahahahaha

 

 

is that a young pic of you space?? lol hehe

 

 

Where'd you guys find a photo of when I was little? [sm=icon_rofl.gif]