[align=center][/align][align=center]Below posted for Humor Only[/align][align=center]Not posted to offend anyone : )[/align][align=center]Please don't view jokes/cartoons `if you don't have[/align][align=center]a sense of humor [/align][align=center]If you have a complaint about this post, contact Cain45 : ) (jk) LOL[/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-]




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Dead Bird


A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette looks down and says, "Aww, look, a dead bird.�

The blonde looks up and says, "Where? Where?"[/align]

 

[align=center]Where's the dead bird LOL ~ LOL Good `1 Mod `Wiz : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Yes, I drive a `Duh.........````duh [/align][align=center]It was a no-brainer : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Where's the dead bird ? : )[/align][align=center][align=center][sm=massbounce.gif][sm=massbounce.gif][/align][/align]

 

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Three blonds on death row
[/align][align=center]Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]_________________________________________________[/align][align=center]
Helping an overweight blonde
[/align][/align][align=center]An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"[/align][align=center]
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FIRE! lmao! how dumb! lol

 

***dumb blonde!!****

warning...really stupid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ....phtml?pk=2796

 

DUH!!!!

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A friend sent me this. She's a blonde. In her message she wrote, "No RJ, this wasn't me."[/align][/align][/align]A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in[/align]a really bad hailstorm.[/align]Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took[/align]it to a repair shop.[/align]The shop owner saw that she was a blonde,[/align]so he decided to have some fun.[/align][/align]He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard,[/align]and all the dents would pop out.[/align][/align]So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and[/align]started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.[/align]So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her[/align]roommate, another blonde, came home and said,[/align]"What are you doing?"[/align][/align]The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her[/align]to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.[/align]The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You[/align]need to roll up the windows first."[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]

 

Two drop dead gorgeous blondes walked into my building yesterday.

Jeez, you'd think one of them would have seen it!

 

Nice one Dave!