---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
#93
07-02-2007, 06:26 AM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
Blonde in Starbucks....
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
"I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
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#94
07-02-2007, 07:05 AM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
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[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I won a "W I N A B A G E L"[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Those people @ the Coffee Shop lied 2 me : ([/align][align=center]I'm not go'in there anymore.[/align][align=center]They think I'm Supid[/align][align=center]They didn't give me my[/align][align=center]Motor Home : ([/align][align=center]Don't go there...[/align][align=center]I'm gona report them to the Police or Someone.[/align]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I won a "W I N A B A G E L"[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Those people @ the Coffee Shop lied 2 me : ([/align][align=center]I'm not go'in there anymore.[/align][align=center]They think I'm Supid[/align][align=center]They didn't give me my[/align][align=center]Motor Home : ([/align][align=center]Don't go there...[/align][align=center]I'm gona report them to the Police or Someone.[/align]
#96
07-05-2007, 11:57 AM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
If someone already posted this, sorry.
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
#97
07-14-2007, 06:28 PM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
[align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Final Exam
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers." [/align][align=center]_____________________________________________[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]A blonde was on vacation and sent a postcard. On it she wrote, "Hi. Where am I?"
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[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]A blonde went to a casino in Las Vegas. She spotted an ATM so she put in a dollar bill and got four quarters back. She put in another dollar and got quarters back. She kept doing this for awhile and a line started to form behind her. [/align]
[/align][align=center]Final ExamThe blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers." [/align][align=center]_____________________________________________[/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]A blonde was on vacation and sent a postcard. On it she wrote, "Hi. Where am I?"[/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center]A blonde went to a casino in Las Vegas. She spotted an ATM so she put in a dollar bill and got four quarters back. She put in another dollar and got quarters back. She kept doing this for awhile and a line started to form behind her. [/align]Finally someone said, "Are you almost done?"
She turned around and said, "Done!? Duh, can't you see I'm winning?"
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Dumb Duck : )
#98
07-29-2007, 06:12 AM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
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Ooops!
An blonde Floridian afterdeparting the Rocket Lounge @ Space Beach, Florida,called 911 on her cell phone to report that her07 Impala SShas been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Miss, please stay calm.
An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard."He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake.
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Ooops!
An blonde Floridian afterdeparting the Rocket Lounge @ Space Beach, Florida,called 911 on her cell phone to report that her07 Impala SShas been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!
" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Miss, please stay calm.
An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard."He says.
"She got in the back-seat by mistake.
Yes Officer, My name is `Paris[/align][align=center][/align]
#99
08-10-2007, 03:16 PM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
MCF Members, Did youHear About The Blonde Who.............................?
* Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........?
* Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........?
* Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope...........?
* Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter...........?
* Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4 years."..........?
* Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out...........?
* Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button...........?
* When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."..........?[
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]* Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of water won't fit into one of those little packets...........? 
* Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves...........?[X(]
* Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."..........?[]
]* After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms...........?
* What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"? A blonde at a flashing red light...........?
* Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger
when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain, and the top is down."..........?
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No, I am not Stupid,
I'm a Blonde !
#100
08-11-2007, 10:52 AM
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
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"The boy may try to kiss you []-- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt []-- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off []-- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you []-- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family."
TheBlonde said she understood, and went on her date.
The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, "Well, did you disgrace the family?"
"No", said the Blondegirl, "Instead of letting him do those things to me, [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I did them to him, and now it's his family that's disgraced!"[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Grandma,[/align][align=center]I not Stupid..[/align][align=center][/align][align=center].[] [][/align]
[/align][align=center][/align]Blonde Joke of the Now
[align=center]A blonde girl was going on her first date, and her grandmother gave her some advice:"The boy may try to kiss you [
]-- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt []-- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off []-- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you []-- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family."TheBlonde said she understood, and went on her date.
The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, "Well, did you disgrace the family?"
"No", said the Blondegirl, "Instead of letting him do those things to me, [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I did them to him, and now it's his family that's disgraced!"[/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Grandma,[/align][align=center]I not Stupid..[/align][align=center][/align][align=center].[] [][/align]