A blonde walks into the auto parts store and asks for a dipstick for her car. The man is quite confused and says "well i've never heard of anybody having problems with a dipstick, what is wrong with teh dipstick in it now?". the blonde replies "it doesn't go down far enough to touch the oil."

Three blondes are stuck on an island. They stumble on a bottle and say "Why not?" So the first blonde rubs the lamp, and surely enough agenie pops out and agrees to grant each one wish. The first blonde asks to be smart enough to get off the island. He says "Done", and she is smarter. She chops down some trees, builds a canoe, and paddles across the water to safety. The second blonde says "well i would like to be smarter than that!" She becomes a redhead. She swims across the water to safety. The last blonde says "I WANT TO BE SMARTER THAN BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER". So she becomes a brunette, see's a bridge, walks across and continues with her life

 

i dont' remember reading this classic... 2 blondes are walking thru the woods when tehy see a set of tracks. one blonde says they are rabbit tracks. the other says they are deer tracks. they were still arguing when the train hit them.

ahhh... everybody knows that one i think.

 

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the auto parts store is the best though...

 

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i love blonde jokes it's fun to laugh at myself (even though i'm a redhead with blonde streaks these days )

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

 

Funny.