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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar Blondejoke. After one particularly nasty example, the Blondewomen in the class decided to walk out the next time he started to tell a vulgar joke.
The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of Blonde****** in Canada ?"
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
[:-](Where's the Door?)[:-]
"Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "TheBus doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
"Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "TheBus doesn't leave until tomorrow!"
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They all returned to their seats
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Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,286
From: Born in East LA
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I remember hearing most of these jokes when they referred to a certain people from an Eastern Europeon country.
...or even 3 different clergy men.
Which brings us to the first derogatory joke I ever heard.
How many blondes does it take to screw on a light bulb.
10 of them, 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to spin the ladder.
...or even 3 different clergy men.
Which brings us to the first derogatory joke I ever heard.
How many blondes does it take to screw on a light bulb.
10 of them, 1 to hold the bulb and 9 to spin the ladder.
Monte Of The Month -- February 2008
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 4,286
From: Born in East LA
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ORIGINAL: Laserblue06ss
How many Kennedy's does it take to change a light bulb?????????
Two,one to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
How many Kennedy's does it take to change a light bulb?????????
Two,one to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
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Blonde Joke of the Day[/align]Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"[/align]
I think I will go start a Donut Garden 
EAT ME ....Donut's are Great...I going back and get maybe
Blonde Joke of the Day[/align]Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"[/align]
I think I will go start a Donut Garden And my friends have the nerve to call me a Dumb Blonde : )
EAT ME ....Donut's are Great...I going back and get maybe100 boxes of those little Donut's & in a short time
I'll be roll'in in Donut's
I wanta Eat One