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[align=center]A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the pilotsc o c k pit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns tohis c o c k -pit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."[/align]

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[IMG]local://upfiles/714/A12E91234D5949C98E218F8E5FDD8539.jpg[/IMG][/align][align=center]Blonde Pilot @ the controls above

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Yup...

Just FYI to everyone, if you haven't read the Forum Rules yet: You can post pretty much anything you want in the Off Topic section, just keep it clean and flame-free. This is an all-ages site, so consider that young people might be reading this as well and their parents probably wouldn't appreciate exposure to mature content without proper warning!!

 

exactly but why would youngin be readin this site when they cant even drive

 

 

To add too a little of what Space posted, I was on a McDonalds (as in Ronald McDonald) web site once. I hit a link on this site which took me to a porno site.

This porno site didn't ask if I was 18, 20, or 8 years old. It let me right in. Kids have NO business looking at adult stuff.

I should have reported this link to McDonalds corporate but instead I closed it and went someplace else on the net.

 

Why do morgues have to keep Triangular coffins in stock for blondes?


Because the minute their head hits a pillow their legs spread apart.

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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? Too see what was on the other side.

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Tracy is watching the news one day and they were discussing the recent snowfall. The newscaster made it very clear that everyone needs to park on the even-numbered side of the street, so that the plows could clear the roads properly. So Tracy immediately moves her Monte.

A few days later the same thing happened, the newsperson advised all residentsto park on the odd-numbered side this time. Tracy moves her Monte again.

Well it was finally the weekend and after a typical unforgiving Iowa winter, the skies had dumped another 8" of snow. Tracy made sure to get up early enough (it was Saturday, after all) so she could watch the news. Just as the Newscaster was going to finish his sentence, the power cut off. Tracy, worried for fear of her lovely Monte getting towed, ran to her husband to ask him what to do, for she didn't hear what side of the street she needed to park on.

Her husband, being of a truely kind, patient, and understanding nature that all Husbands of Blondes show, said.........

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**Oh, you're gonna love this one....


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He said: "Well Tracy, honey, I think it would be fine just to leave the Monte parked inour garage today."

 

[/align][/align]>> WINTER BLONDE
[/align]A trucker stops for a red light and a blonde pulls up behind him. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
[/align][/align]When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"[/align][/align]Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continuesdown the street.[/align][/align]At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"[/align][/align]When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
.[/align].[/align].[/align].[/align].[/align][/align]"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter inNEBRASKA and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"[/align][/align][/align]

 

HA!! That's funny!!

 

It's just mustard this time. Classic!

 

How does a Blond turn on the light atfter having
intiment relations?????


Opens the car door

An olde but a goodie

DINO