Yo mama is so fat, that when she lays on the beach for a suntan, nobody else gets a suntan.

Yo mama is so fat, she filled the grand canyon, and got stuck.

Yo mama is so tall, a car hit her one time and she shouted "WHO THREW THAT ROCK"

Yo mama is so fat, the local seismograph operator knows her address by heart.

Yo mama is so fat, we are inside of her right now (woo, scary)

Yo mama is so fat, McDonalds locks the doors when they see her coming.



Just to name a few....

 

Yo Mama's so fat she uses the asteroid belt to hold up her pants.

 

Yo mamma so fat dat when she gits-up and walks across the room ... the record dats playin' skips ... at the radio station!!!

Iv-yaw-nose-wadd-ahm-sane!

 

Yo momma's so ugly, she makes an onion cry.

 

"Yo Mama'a house sizz so small you gots tuh go outside juss tuh change your mind!"

Ann dat ain't no bool-shidt knee-the!

Kin ah gits huh A-menn own dat?

 

sorry

 

wrong thread craig.

 

When you give the spurs to that Monte V-6 ... it sure does like to go ... huh?
Even the Bone Stock, no mods whatsoever, just tuned-up good, 3400 under my hood likes to go pretty good; too. I'm impressed. I like it. It's fun for me.
I can feel a U-Bend Delete coming-on.
Eventually.
I'll get there on my way to FlowMaster City!

 

why's everybody trying to steal my yo mama thread?

 

Gremlins?