Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
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Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a [/align]little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" |
RE: Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
The great cleancomic of all time.
Have a good weekend all. 04, Cain, Space, RJ, Wiz, J, Mickey, and everyone else. I'd like to jot another 2 dozen names but I 'm ina hurry to get out the door. Peace, ouuuuuut!!!!!!!!! |
RE: Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
When I was a little kid in grade school Red had a weekly TV show. He was great.
GPD, Where ya going for the weekend? Hope it's someplace fun. Drive safe. |
RE: Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
have a good weekend grandpa dave!!
if it wasn't for the video's that my dad and grandpa had i wouldn't know who red skeleton is...i just thought it was really funny when i read it...and its very clean comedy :) |
RE: Red Skeleton's Perfect Marriage
I laugh everytime I get this in an email.
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