[align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Head Kick'in Mule For Sale or Trade for SS Monte Carlo : )[/align][align=center]$25,000[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Must sell to pay for funeral expenses of X-Wife : )[/align][align=center]_________________________________[/align][align=center]`Space, I said Stop `it[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I'm sorry, I'm sorry...I didn't mean to offend any ladies...[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]

 

I Like Your Thinking


A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking." [/align]

 

 

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lol

 

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate


There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”

And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair.”

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ***!” [/align]

 

ouch lol

 

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[align=center]MCF Mod Security Officerto the rescue [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]He's from the MCF, & drives a Monte Carlo[/align][align=center]Isn't that against forum rules ?[/align][align=center]Aren't you a Security Moderator for the MCF ?[/align][align=center]orsomething, I tired of members doing this to me![/align][align=center]#$%##@[/align][align=center]This isn't funny........Why are you laughing ?[/align][align=center]I think he and that SpaceKid should be put in [/align][align=center]Time Out, forever. Some of these `jokes are[/align][align=center]not funny at all to me....[/align][align=center][align=center][/align][align=center]Well, how did you want your coffee ?[/align][align=center][][/align][align=center]Well, not where he served it...[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Just wait, & I'd get one of the Mod's[/align][align=center]to clean you `up[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][/align]

 

lol