haha kinda like the line that cop said in monster house "this better be important i was in the woods wrestling with a bearclaw" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


and no i hate the state of VA but i love that joke u put up there space d00d.. hella good form old chap

 

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[align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Below `Joke contains Adult content[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Must be older then `Space to proceed : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]You have been Warned[/align][align=center]Stay out of the Kitchen `if you can't take the HEAT : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Cooking Lessons for MCF Members[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]The Joys of Cooking[/align][align=center]Today's Recipe is "How to Make Love......[/align][align=center]

How To Make Love in the MCF Kitchen : )

Ingredients Needed:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town!!!![]
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The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.[/align][b][f

 

lmfao space d00d thats flippin hilarious

Kids
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?".
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron.".

 

Very Nice Joke Space

My wife is laughing her azz off.......

after 27 years we are still between steps 1 and 3

Yes sometimes steps 4 and 5 come up

But we always go back to steps 1 to 3......

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lmao!!!

 

Here's a groaner for ya.

Know why Turtle Wax is so expensive?

Cause they have itty bitty ears! [8D]

 

 

A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Deep Dark Secrets At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug." [/align]