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Pregnant
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!".
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy".
"I know", she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!".
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy".
"I know", she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
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What is the difference b/n a Dishwashing Machine and a woman?
After you drop a load into the dishwashing machine you do not have to hug it all night.
Ladies please take no offense.
And Fellas please don't tell the joke in a room full of your wifes frinds like I did. lol but they asked for it.
After you drop a load into the dishwashing machine you do not have to hug it all night.
Ladies please take no offense.
And Fellas please don't tell the joke in a room full of your wifes frinds like I did. lol but they asked for it.
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
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From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
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lmao!!! thats kinda like this one
why do women wear white wedding dress's?????
so the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances!!!
definetely no offense to women, just thought it was funny
why do women wear white wedding dress's?????
so the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances!!!
definetely no offense to women, just thought it was funny
