---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
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One Eyed Blonde
One Eyed Blonde
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says, “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
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The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
RE: ---(BLONDE JOKES : )---
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MCF
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]Blonde Joke of the Day [][/align][align=center]A blonde lady was driving along the highway [/align][align=center]in her new 07Monte Carlo SSwhen a blonde police officer pulled her over for doing 148 MPH in a 40 MPH Zone [].
Officer: May i see your driver'slicense?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and search's aroundand then finallypulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up & looks and then says (with a smile on her face : ),'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center]The Blonde Lady departs and the Blonde Officer just stood there in a Daze[/align][align=center]and Confuzed try'in 2 figure out what just happened[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Don't U just love Blondes[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]
MCF
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]Blonde Joke of the Day [][/align][align=center]A blonde lady was driving along the highway [/align][align=center]in her new 07Monte Carlo SSwhen a blonde police officer pulled her over for doing 148 MPH in a 40 MPH Zone [].Officer: May i see your driver'slicense?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and search's aroundand then finallypulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up & looks and then says (with a smile on her face : ),'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center]The Blonde Lady departs and the Blonde Officer just stood there in a Daze[/align][align=center]and Confuzed try'in 2 figure out what just happened[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Don't U just love Blondes[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]
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Drivinghome from a long tripin her new 07 Monte Carlo SS, a blonde drove
past a sign thatread "CLEAN RESTROOMS NEXT8 MILES".
By the time the Blonde drove the8 miles, she had stopped &cleaned 21 restrooms.
By the time the Blonde drove the8 miles, she had stopped &cleaned 21 restrooms.
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Post a sign & Blondes will do anything 
Anything ?
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,482
From: Southwestern OH
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[align=center]Post a sign & Blondes will do anything [/align][align=center]Anything ?[/align][align=center][/align]
Really? [sm=Awwww.gif]
New sign along I-75
Stop & give RJ free lovins
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[/align][align=center]Anything ?[/align][align=center][/align]Really? [sm=Awwww.gif]
New sign along I-75
Stop & give RJ free lovins
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Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
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ORIGINAL: rj
[align=center]Post a sign & Blondes will do anything[/align][align=center]Anything ?[/align][align=center][/align]
Really? [sm=Awwww.gif]
New sign along I-75
Stop & give RJ free lovins
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[align=center]Post a sign & Blondes will do anything
[/align][align=center]Anything ?[/align][align=center][/align]Really? [sm=Awwww.gif]
New sign along I-75
Stop & give RJ free lovins
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lmao!!
[sm=chairshot.gif]i dont think i need to explain what this means again this time rj !!! lmao!!
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Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
[hr]A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
The End For Him
For Him
Joined: Dec 2006
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A man gets on a bus ,after playing a round of golf
and he has one of his pockets full of golf *****
he notices a blond woman across from him keeps
looking at his pocket, so he says to her "it's golf *****"
and she says "oh is that like tennis elbow"?
DINO
and he has one of his pockets full of golf *****
he notices a blond woman across from him keeps
looking at his pocket, so he says to her "it's golf *****"
and she says "oh is that like tennis elbow"?
DINO
