Save the pet industry
#11
They sell doggy pooper scoopers. Can you imagine people carrying around buffalo sized pooper scoopers when you walk the buffalo?
Wait a minute! Horses aren't native either! What are they going to do with horses?
Wait a minute! Horses aren't native either! What are they going to do with horses?
#13
Oh man. Don't get me started on PETA.
Not native species: Shih-tzu puppies
Native species: Buffaloes
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go walk my Buffalo. Sounds like a euphemism for something don't it?
(wondering how many people are now looking up the meaning of "euphemism") :p
Not native species: Shih-tzu puppies
Native species: Buffaloes
Now if you'll excuse me I need to go walk my Buffalo. Sounds like a euphemism for something don't it?
(wondering how many people are now looking up the meaning of "euphemism") :p
haha, I jus learned the meaning of euphemism in english last week.... it makes something sound less harsh, more " nicy- nice" like instead of saying " im so sorry that he DIED"
you say " im sorry that he "passed away." george carlin did a big skit on euphemisms... thats why i really remembered it!
Wouldint it be funny if everyone kept a buffalo or two as a pet instead of a dog or cat, seeing your neighbors walk them, having to cleen up the POOP ( now THERES a scary thought).
maby a pet deer... i dont know about the rest of the US, but here the deer will come when you call, eat out of your hand ( that always impresses the city folk), and they look both ways when crossing the street. No lie.
#14
Gotta have a $1000 permit to have a deer in Texas.
And yep, I've seen 'em that tame before too, but ya gotta stay away from the bucks when their antlers harden, they'll gore ya in a heartbeat if they decide to.
And yep, I've seen 'em that tame before too, but ya gotta stay away from the bucks when their antlers harden, they'll gore ya in a heartbeat if they decide to.
#15
Up here in Canada we got deer, moose, caribou, and beaver. (joke all you want. but please remember this is a family forum)
It may be a little rough having these kind of animals as pets.
It may be a little rough having these kind of animals as pets.
#16
they can get quite nasty in rutting season, my newer neighbor tried to shoo one away from her car, it chased her around the car a few laps untill she jumped in and hit the horn, that scared it off... i do not think there are many people who have not grown up around deer that expect something so pecefull the rest of the year to get so nasty, i cannot even count how many new neighbors i have warned of this.
maby we should release all the soon to be illegal pets into the senate buildings, and tell them well come get them only if the bill is vetoed. haha, can you imagine the chaos?
#17
Ok,Chief MCF Administrator Taz
- Lou -
Lol ~ Lol
I looked it `up for member's like me that didn't
know what the word meant
It's just amaz'in what a member will learn on
the MCF WoW
Main Entry: euphemism !yU-fu-+mi-zum
Pronunciation: \ ˈyü-fə-ˌmi-zəm \
Function: noun
Date: circa 1681
Results
circa 1681
the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant also the expression so substituted
#18
Help Me, Help Me MCF MEmbeR's
They R after me, The US Congress...Help...U maybe Next on their list....HELP....HELP
Don't Worry,
BatMan & I will save U
They R after me, The US Congress...Help...U maybe Next on their list....HELP....HELP
Don't Worry,
BatMan & I will save U
Don't let them Hurt the Animal's
I want a Monte Carlo 2,
& I wanta keeps my pets
Last edited by Space; 04-10-2009 at 01:57 PM.
#19
See Space? You shouldn't have made fun of congress. They turned your pics into red X's.
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post