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Spacewasgetting ready to go tobed when hisgirlfriend told him that he'd left the light on inhisBeachshed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Upon closer inspection,Space could see that there were people in the shed stealing his fishing gears, and surf boards &things. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"
`Spacesaid, "No."
The police then said, "All the patrols are busy. You should simply lock your door and an officer will be out within an hour or so."
`Space said, "OK," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you less than a minute ago because there were people in my `Beachshed. Well, you don't have to worry about them because I've just shot them all." He then hung up.


Withinthree minutes, three police cars, an armed response unit, and an ambulance showed up at`Space's residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to `Space, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" ``Space replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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The Pope had just completed a tour of the West Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he had never driven a limo before, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive. Not having much choice, the chauffeur climbed into the back seat and the Pope took the wheel. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Proceeding on the highway, the Pope began accelerating to see what the limo could do. Reaching a speed of 95 mph, he was spotted by a trooper and pulled over.
Seeing who it was, the trooper placed a call to his chief, told him that he had a really important person pulled over, and asked how he should handle it.
"Who is it, the Mayor?" asked the chief.
"No, Sir!" replied the trooper. "This is someone more important than the Mayor."
"Is it the Governor?" the chief asked.
"No! Even more important!" replied the trooper.
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Even more important than the President!" the trooper replied.
"Who could be more important than the President?" bellowed the chief.

"I don't know, Sir," whispered the trooper, "but he has the Pope as his chauffeur."
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Those are good 'Space. My grandpa tells us a story from years ago.
"I was driving down the road in my my old Road Runner going about 120 when I see atrooper in my rear view mirror, so I decided to run. I kicked it up to about 150 maybe 160 when I finally decided to pull over. Thetrooper pulls up behind me, comes to the window and says "Sir, it's the end of my shift and I don't want to do paperwork...So, if you give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't write you a ticket, I'll let you go. " My grandpa responds with: About a year or so ago my wife ran off with a trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back!"

 

 

pretty funny.

 

HAHA...yeah....The true part of the story was the road runner...and the wife...LOL.

 

hehe... guy on a bike honking to pass.....

 

hah...yeah.

 

Are you guys making fun of me cause those Vettes were going TOO slow?

"Honk, honk. Get outta the way!"

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