another funny joke :)
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RE: another funny joke :)
>>A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche
>> > convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
>> > floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what
>> > little hair he had left.
>> >
>> > "Amazing !" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal
>> > to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw
>> > the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and sirens
blaring.
>> >
>> > "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the old
>> > speedster. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph
>> > Suddenly, he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for
>> > this nonsense", pulled over to the side of the road and waited
>> > for the Trooper to catch up with him.
>> >
>> > Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's
>> > side of the Porsche, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
>> > shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
>> > reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
>> > let you go."
>> >
>> > The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
>> > ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you
>> > were bringing her back."
>> > "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
>> > convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
>> > floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what
>> > little hair he had left.
>> >
>> > "Amazing !" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal
>> > to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw
>> > the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and sirens
blaring.
>> >
>> > "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the old
>> > speedster. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph
>> > Suddenly, he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for
>> > this nonsense", pulled over to the side of the road and waited
>> > for the Trooper to catch up with him.
>> >
>> > Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's
>> > side of the Porsche, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
>> > shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
>> > reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
>> > let you go."
>> >
>> > The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
>> > ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you
>> > were bringing her back."
>> > "Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
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From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: another funny joke :)
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Nun In The Bathroom
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Nun In The Bathroom
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
[/align]However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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