Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

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Sep 28, 2006 | 11:33 PM

Bigg J

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Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this

HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy

staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch

member, 3 pound left ********, 3 pound right ********, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and

brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give

you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet

tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left ********

weighs 3 pounds, my right ******** weighs 3 pounds, and my name is

Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown!...Sweet Jesus, I

thought you said, "Turn Around!"

Sep 29, 2006 | 10:28 AM

wiz kidd

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RE: Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

LMAO!!! that was a good one

Sep 29, 2006 | 02:39 PM

BeachBumMike

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From: SpaceCoast, Florida

RE: Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

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ORIGINAL: Bigg J -

Edit by `Space

The Little guy was really nervous & in a high pitched voice says prove it!!

Turner Brown & the skinny `Guy lived happier ever after....WoW.

It's takes all kinds to make up this world we live

Here I come `Skinny

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Turner, I got U Flowers

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Sep 29, 2006 | 03:08 PM

Bigg J

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RE: Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

U NUT!

Sep 29, 2006 | 10:32 PM

SoCalSS

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RE: Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

Haha... that was a good thread. Good stuff!

Sep 30, 2006 | 11:46 AM

BeachBumMike

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RE: Here's an old classic joke: Turner Brown

Joke Section:

On a lighter note...
Two hillbillies walk into a West Virginia bar.

While having a shot of whiskey and a beer, they talk about their moonshine
& Pot Farm operations.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she's in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and asks, "Kin ya breath?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head "no".[X(]

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with
his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breath again, the hillbilly ambles back to the bar.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that Hind Lick Maneuver . . .but
I
ain't never seed nobody do it!"

This is why I drink

When I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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"24! hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with prospective sexual partners without spitting.

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