I have a 2003 Monte Carlo SS and recently I've ran across an abundance of electrical issues. First one is at least once a day I get in and I get a security reading on the dash and a locked on my radio and the car wont start. I can just pull my ground and hook back up and the car starts.

Second is when I turn my car off I get a couple of relay switches that are ticking for a some time and then they stop.

Third is when I'm driving and I take my foot off the gas to slow down my rpm's fall off the face of the earth, my lights dim, and sometimes my car even stalls. Also, when I'm driving and I try to give it any sort of acceleration my car misses and jumps on me.

I'm not sure if these are related or if there are multiple problems here, but any advice/recommendations would be very helpful.

 

Thank you sir awesome post..