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Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
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Shrimps
So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again."
Knowing that the grandma is going a little senile in her old age, mom goes out into the living room and finds grandma sitting in her lazy-boy with her dress up and her panties around her ankles.
Not knowing how she is going to explain this to her son, the mom goes back into the kitchen and says to little Johnny, " Honey, those aren't shrimps. They are part of the vagina which is the female reproductive organ on a woman, just like the ***** is for a man."
Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"[/align]
So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again."
Knowing that the grandma is going a little senile in her old age, mom goes out into the living room and finds grandma sitting in her lazy-boy with her dress up and her panties around her ankles.
Not knowing how she is going to explain this to her son, the mom goes back into the kitchen and says to little Johnny, " Honey, those aren't shrimps. They are part of the vagina which is the female reproductive organ on a woman, just like the ***** is for a man."
Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"[/align]
LOL, I'm tell'in the Moderators on you....I think I will have some Shrimp for dinner 2-night : )....& not with my grandma : )
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 2,576
From: wouldnt u like to know
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oh god lmao thats discusting ewwwwwww
and yeah space i forgot to turn my hick on LOL
ok heres mine
A funeral service
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
and yeah space i forgot to turn my hick on LOL
ok heres mine
A funeral service
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
RE: - Members Post a Joke : )
ORIGINAL: wiz kidd
Shrimps
Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"[/align]
Shrimps
Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"[/align]
I just can't get rid of the taste of Shrimp in my mouth
When's the last time U ate Shrimp ?
Be Careful eat'in those
old `Shrimp : )
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
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Assault One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. [/align]
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. [/align]
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Beach Gang isLOL
and wants to know when Mod Wiz Kidd became a Game Warden ? lol
&
What's he do'in in a boat instead of his awesome SS ?
He just chases those ladies no matter where they are at : )
Trying to sell his Equipment : ) from his Performance Auto Parts & Sex Store : )
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Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: - Members Post a Joke : )
Pregnant Golf
Birthing coach: "All you mommies-to-be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial. And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partners."
One husband: "Is it OK if she carries a golf bag?"
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Birthing coach: "All you mommies-to-be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial. And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partners."
One husband: "Is it OK if she carries a golf bag?"
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