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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,482
From: Southwestern OH
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Josh,
Your last post was fuuny.
I've met a distant cousin of the Schitt family, Feal Ike Schitt.
Feal was in business with two other guys, Mr. Hitts, and Mr. Thee.
It's the Schitt, Hitts, Thee Fan company.
Your last post was fuuny.
I've met a distant cousin of the Schitt family, Feal Ike Schitt.
Feal was in business with two other guys, Mr. Hitts, and Mr. Thee.
It's the Schitt, Hitts, Thee Fan company.
RJ, what Mod Wiz said : ) LOL.....Two thumbs up : )
RE: - Post a Joke : )
[align=center]AMonte Carlo driverruns a red light 
[/align][align=center]and is photographed by an automated police camera.[/align][align=center][sm=Flahssssss.gif][/align][align=center]In the mail, a short time later, he receives a photo of his car [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]committing the infraction and a citation for $60. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Instead of paying the fine, the motorist mails the police department a photograph of three 20-dollar bills. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Several days later, he gets a letter back from the police department. [/align][align=center][sm=Flahssssss.gif][/align][align=center]Inside is a photograph of a pair of handcuffs.[/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center]and is photographed by an automated police camera.[/align][align=center][sm=Flahssssss.gif][/align][align=center]In the mail, a short time later, he receives a photo of his car [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]committing the infraction and a citation for $60. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Instead of paying the fine, the motorist mails the police department a photograph of three 20-dollar bills. [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Several days later, he gets a letter back from the police department. [/align][align=center][sm=Flahssssss.gif][/align][align=center]Inside is a photograph of a pair of handcuffs.[/align][align=center][/align]Oh-OH
Smart-***
And the motto of this story is
"Don't mess with the one that can take your freedom away"
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Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: - Post a Joke : )
lmao! good one space! that would be funny!
Tough Surgery
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey, what're you in for?”
“I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried,” said Tim.
“Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!”
“Oh yeah?' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?”
“I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Sammy answered.
“Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!” [/align]
Tough Surgery
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey, what're you in for?”
“I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried,” said Tim.
“Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!”
“Oh yeah?' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?”
“I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Sammy answered.
“Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!” [/align]
RE: - Post a Joke : )
A banker is proudly driving his brand-new 2007 Monte Carlo SSaround New York City. On reaching his destination, he parks the car at the curb and gets out on the traffic side.
Just as he opens the door, a taxicab slams into it, ripping the door right off its hinges. The cabby drives off as if nothing extraordinary has occurred.
A policeman who witnesses the whole thing walks up to the banker, who is now wailing loudly, "Ohhh myyy gaaawdd! Look what that idiot did to my Brandnew Monte Carlo SS!!!!!!!!!![X(]
The cop looks at the banker, shakes his head, and says, "You bankers are so damn materialistic! Here you are whining about your expensive Monte Carlo SS, and you don't even realize the cab tore off your arm!"
The banker looks down at where his arm used to be and begins to wail loudly, "Ohhhh myyy gaawd, my Rolllllleeeexxx is gone!"[X(]
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: - Post a Joke : )
lmao!!!
Stick Up A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!" [/align]
Stick Up A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!" [/align]
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: - Post a Joke : )
New Watch
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties…"
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn—this thing must be an hour fast!"[/align]
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties…"
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn—this thing must be an hour fast!"[/align]
