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[align=center]Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Mother : Where are ya'll going ?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother : I'm don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter : But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother : No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter : But please!! please Mom!!Becky's is going with us...

Mother : Oh Well ! In that case, .. Ya'll have fun!
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[align=center]It was a
Dark and Stormy Night



They were
together in the House.

Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly

and
each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked
across the room and admired his strong appearance...and
wished that he would take her in his arms,
comfort her and protect her
from the storm.
Suddenly,
with a pop, the power went out...


She screamed...
He raced to the sofa
where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.

He knew this was a forbidden union and
expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist
but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...

They knew it was wrong...
Their families would
never understand.

So consumed were they in their
FEAR that they heard no opening of doors

... just the

faint click of a camera......
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lmao!! thats funny

 

How did the fake pig get to the hospital?





In the spambulance!


yes I made that up myself.

 

lmao!!! good ones


even the spambulance lol

 

 

[align=center]Lost his Monte, Lost his Home,[/align][align=center]but he's still connected to the MCF.[/align][align=center]Now, that's a dedicated Member : )[/align][align=center][:-]Do you know what member this is ? [:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center]Oh, come on, How fatal can it be ?[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:-][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]No, the lub's for my Monte [/align]

 

The Other Side A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across.

She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"

The blonde shakes her head and yells back "People like you really **** me off. You ARE on the other side!"[/align]

 

Being Single
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."[/align]