Originally Posted by chibiblacksheep

Today we salute you Mr. Mid-Night Hour Weed Killer Guy. Need to worry about having weeds in your driveway during the week? Hell no. You take use of the fact that days have 24 hours and do your work like a real man. IN THE DARK! Need to do more things at once? Grab an ice-cold budweiser and grab the to-do list. Don’t worry, you've got it all under control. So put down your alarm clock, and pick up a budweiser, because we all know “that guy” never gets any sleep. And don’t bother make excuses when you get weed killer in your eyes, we know that's just the mark of a true night-owl, because you don't NEED to see.