dufus of the year award, or mcf dufus of the year!!
so, this is me, i like to do things during the evening when normal people sleep but not me, hell no! i'm doing laundry and getting kinda drunk so i decide to go out and spray weed killer on the weeds, great idea, but after i overfill the sprayer (last used, last year) i proceed to over fill it and then have to dump the excess out! this is while i'm putting shirts on hangers and putting more laundry in the dryer. i then start to pump up the sprayer and proceed to the driveway and spray some weeds!! hmm, i hit the sprayer handle and i spray my eyes and colthes (eyes burning) and then proceed to to spray the weeds which worked out good, i guess, until tomorrow when i go out and check, more than likely, i have killed all the flowers and weeds along the driveway but the laundry is done! so not all lost, still drinking a few more beers and i stink like weed killer! who knows when i wash the clothes i'm wearing they will probably be ruined but who cares i killed all the living plants and ruined a pair of jeans and t-shirt? but had fun while it lasted, oh well thanks for listening, see ya
ROTFLMAO
Chris, are you sure you're not really moderator Mickey? That's the kind of stories he used to tell. I realize anyone who joined after March of this year, probably doesn't know who Mickey is. Mickey has been away for a while.
Here is an homage to moderator Mickey:
1. Drink a beer.
2. Drink more beer.
3. put wet clothes into dryer.
4. drink another beer.
5. fill sprayer with weed killer.
6. goto fridge and get another beer.
7. forget that you already filled the sprayer.
8. try to pour more weed killer into already full sprayer.
9. watch weed killer spill all over the place. !%&#$^*
10. have another beer.
11. spray weeds with weed killer.
12. accidentally spray wife's flower bed.... oh well.....beer will fix that problem.
13. wait until next day to see what the damage is.
14. get yelled at by wife.
15. plant new flowers in wife's flower bed while she drinks a beer and watches.
I know I exaggerated a little. Okay, I exaggerated a lot. Hopefully, Chris, things weren't too bad.
And Space... keep an eye on the MCF weed patch will ya?
Monte Of The Month -- August 2014
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 25,145
From: Southeast PA
Today we salute you Mr. Mid-Night Hour Weed Killer Guy. Need to worry about having weeds in your driveway during the week? Hell no. You take use of the fact that days have 24 hours and do your work like a real man. IN THE DARK! Need to do more things at once? Grab an ice-cold budweiser and grab the to-do list. Don’t worry, you've got it all under control. So put down your alarm clock, and pick up a budweiser, because we all know “that guy” never gets any sleep. And don’t bother make excuses when you get weed killer in your eyes, we know that's just the mark of a true night-owl, because you don't NEED to see.
Monte Of The Month -- September 2009
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,279
From: Bushkill, PA
lol, blacksheep 'mike, that was priceless, lol
chris, its funny thats exactly what i thought of when i read taz's post.
chris, its funny thats exactly what i thought of when i read taz's post.