dufus of the year award, or mcf dufus of the year!!
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Monte Of The Month - February 2010
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 11,981
From: Pittsburgh, PA
dufus of the year award, or mcf dufus of the year!!
so, this is me, i like to do things during the evening when normal people sleep but not me, hell no! i'm doing laundry and getting kinda drunk so i decide to go out and spray weed killer on the weeds, great idea, but after i overfill the sprayer (last used, last year) i proceed to over fill it and then have to dump the excess out! this is while i'm putting shirts on hangers and putting more laundry in the dryer. i then start to pump up the sprayer and proceed to the driveway and spray some weeds!! hmm, i hit the sprayer handle and i spray my eyes and colthes (eyes burning) and then proceed to to spray the weeds which worked out good, i guess, until tomorrow when i go out and check, more than likely, i have killed all the flowers and weeds along the driveway but the laundry is done! so not all lost, still drinking a few more beers and i stink like weed killer! who knows when i wash the clothes i'm wearing they will probably be ruined but who cares i killed all the living plants and ruined a pair of jeans and t-shirt? but had fun while it lasted, oh well thanks for listening, see ya
Lol `Chris, that was funny : ) Hope when U read this
in the morning that you can see, and that you don't have
a major headache. Glad 2 read that U did not attempt
to drive your awesome Monte.
Wish U a better day. Next time record events like
you posted & U could be a star on U-Tube
Or discovered by a talent agent & have your own
TV reality Show
WoW
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 383
From: McAllen,Tx
Sounds like u were very productive with ur evening, hope u feeling good if u had alot to drink, just a little advice if u gotz a hang over just cure it with a 12oz. beers and u should be good..... or!!!! big *** cup of tomato juice preferably V8 with a shyt load of lemon and a tad bit of salt and pepper and u should be all cured up good luck hehe thanks for sharing ur adventure on killing all them flowers and weeds.... may i ask why so much aggretion toward flower hehe
The Weeds were checked, & they Survived 
Monte Of The Month -- January 2010
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 8,464
From: San Jose, CA
LMAO! oh Chris what are we going to do with you! LOL! Sounds like you had a good night! hahaha Are you sure your laundry turned out ok? You didnt put bleach in with your darks did ya? LOL Just kidding man!
I'm with Space, I hope you get a laugh out of your own post in the morning (or afternoon???) when you come around..LOL!
Have a good day man!
I'm with Space, I hope you get a laugh out of your own post in the morning (or afternoon???) when you come around..LOL!
Have a good day man!
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Monte Of The Month - February 2010
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 11,981
From: Pittsburgh, PA
no hangover! i usually sleep right through them! if i could get a job as a professional sleeper i'd have a lot full of montes! and sorry for the run on sentence (enzo) and the repeated thoughts! grammar was not my best accomplishment in hiiiiiggghhh school! lol, see ya
