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Old Sep 7, 2013 | 07:18 PM
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For those of you approaching almost 50....

OR for those 50 and above this dress code is a MUST!

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker




And finally, the ULTIMATE 'Bad taste in fashion for the Older

folks'..........




14. Thongs and Depends




Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind

when you shop..........
 
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Old Sep 7, 2013 | 07:59 PM
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Hay Stumpy, you forgot a Spray Tan and that Perfume that smells like soap!
 
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Originally Posted by JC Colon`
Hay Stumpy, you forgot a Spray Tan and that Perfume that smells like soap!

Dang it JC.... Good Call!
I knew I missed something....
 
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I know after reading that. I'm going to have NIGHTMARES
 
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Why do I have a feeling you made a recent trip to Walmart
 
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