Dress Code
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Dress Code
For those of you approaching almost 50....
OR for those 50 and above this dress code is a MUST!
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And finally, the ULTIMATE 'Bad taste in fashion for the Older
folks'..........
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
when you shop..........
OR for those 50 and above this dress code is a MUST!
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And finally, the ULTIMATE 'Bad taste in fashion for the Older
folks'..........
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
when you shop..........
Last edited by STUMPMI; 09-07-2013 at 10:14 PM.
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