Well the car isn't as messy and doesn't cost as much.

 

Words spoken by true "Car" guys.

I don't care how many cars you own at one time. One girlfriend can be more expensive then all of them.

 

Forget the girlfriend. I know on ex-wife IS more expensive than them all.

 

i can tell you this from watching my brotehr... when you have kids, your car goes downhill. he used to baby his mustang, washed it a few times a week, waxed it every weekend, drove .5 mph down our driveway every day.....

then the kids came...

racing up the driveway when he comes to visit, dirt all over the car, when eh does wash it, no wax, and there is no detail work done at all....

 

I know on ex-wife IS more expensive than them all.

Ask a guy I was once friends with.

After his ex demanded he stop being friends with me she divorced him and they were married 30 years.