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Old Jan 5, 2014 | 10:57 AM
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(Winter Storm) Hercules fires shots of Sub-Freezing Cold, injuring a Teenaged car named YellaJAC.
She was taken to the Pep Boys Center for the treatment of Automotive Hypothermia where she is being treated for severe Frostbite to the Mass Air Flow Sensor. That's the part of her Brain that controls Breathing. Fortunately the Dr.s at Pop Boy got to her in time and the MAS was replaced. She is listed in Stable condition and is now under observation but is expected to make a full recovery Thanks to the the Quick actions of the E.M.A.T.'s (Emergency Automotive Transportation Technicians) at All Hands Towing and the Automotive Dr.s at the Pepboys Center!
 
Old Jan 5, 2014 | 11:07 AM
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When questioned about the incident, all YellaJAC had to say was, "Vroom, Vroom!"
 
Old Jan 5, 2014 | 11:16 AM
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Glad everything is all right. At least it wasn't a slip and fall on the ice recovery time from than can be quite a bummer.
 
Old Jan 5, 2014 | 11:48 AM
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It would have been OK though. She has On-Star, the Automotive equivalent to Life Alert!
 
Old Jan 5, 2014 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by JC Colon`
(Winter Storm) Hercules fires shots of Sub-Freezing Cold, injuring a Teenaged car named YellaJAC.
She was taken to the Pep Boys Center for the treatment of Automotive Hypothermia where she is being treated for severe Frostbite to the Mass Air Flow Sensor. That's the part of her Brain that controls Breathing. Fortunately the Dr.s at Pop Boy got to her in time and the MAS was replaced. She is listed in Stable condition and is now under observation but is expected to make a full recovery Thanks to the the Quick actions of the E.M.A.T.'s (Emergency Automotive Transportation Technicians) at All Hands Towing and the Automotive Dr.s at the Pepboys Center!
LOL that has to be one of the best descriptions of car malfunctions I have ever read

Sorry to hear about the YellaJAC need a small bit of brain surgery. And glad to hear she is in stable condition at the moment and under close observation
 
Old Jan 6, 2014 | 11:04 AM
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LOL...good one. Glad everything is fine.
 
Old Jan 7, 2014 | 07:20 PM
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The Teenaged car we reported about a few days ago. has been released from the Pep Boys Center after making a Remarkable recovery from Brain surgery from having received a MAS-sive injury during Winter Storm Hercules. We caught up to YellaJAC, as she was going about her normal routine as if nothing had happened. When asked her again about the incident and her remarkable recovery, the Humble vehicle would still only say, "Vroom, Vroom!" then sped off to continue her day. Leaving us in her dust!

This reporter can only ASSUME vroom vroom means "I Feel Pretty!"?
Well, Good Luck YellaJAC, And Safe Motoring!
 
Old Jan 7, 2014 | 07:45 PM
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haha to funny! awesome story write up, glad everything worked out!
 
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