i'm only 3 months late but what the heck.....


you know you own a monte when it's your turn at the burnout comp. and you're watching everyone's eyes go from the rear wheels to the front

-AND-

you and your fiance yell "monte" and hit each other like it's a slug bug

 

I like your first one jester. That's kind of a give away of what type of car enthusiast you are. The tuner crowd automatically look toward the front wheels. The old school muscle car guys automatically look to the rear wheels.

Maybe you can come up with some catchy phrase similar to "slug bug" for the montes?

 

you get pulled over for NOT making a right on red, and say sorry officer, im not use to all of these right turns

 

Or you make three lefts instead of one right turn. LOL.

 

If you are in the car being flat towed (toyota camry) and you feel strangelyy like you're drafting the vehicle in front.

If your girlfriend ever makes you choose between the moonte or her... i missed that girl until I got the one I have now.

Its been so long idk if it was done yet... if your better half refers to the monte as your other girlfriend.

 

When you pretend the highway is the back-stretch leading to turn 4 and stop lights are double-file restarts.

 

You tell yourself you're in pole position at EVERY stoplight and you know you could beat whatever is near you...

 

... when you're trying to con your fiance into a Monte Carlo, Monoco honeymoon

 

haha! ive actually thought that before!

 

I believe they all apply to me but right now this one more than the rest, LOL, no radio and pertpetual low coolant light on, but hey, it's a Monte and you don't turn your back just because your baby is sick.