You know you drive a Monte Carlo when...
When a cop pulls you over and says, "Nice car. Looks like it belongs on a race track. You know you're not on one now, right?"
My response: "Yes officer. I'm sorry sir."
Anyone with a gun, and the authority to throw me in jail is called "sir" (or "ma'am"). LOL.
My response: "Yes officer. I'm sorry sir."
Anyone with a gun, and the authority to throw me in jail is called "sir" (or "ma'am"). LOL.
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When you love your car more than your spouse.
When there is a mechanical problem, e.g an oil leak in mine, it is like having a sick child.
When you see another Monte where someone painted a Gods awful Tweety Bird on it, and you lovingly pat yours, reassuring it you'll never defile her like that.
When spotting another Monte, you first check for the SS badge, then check to see how well it's taken care of.
When a girl insults your car, saying "That car's not all that," and you fire back with, "You're right, it's not a race car. But, it'd be more fun to ride her down the block than riding you."
When there is a mechanical problem, e.g an oil leak in mine, it is like having a sick child.
When you see another Monte where someone painted a Gods awful Tweety Bird on it, and you lovingly pat yours, reassuring it you'll never defile her like that.
When spotting another Monte, you first check for the SS badge, then check to see how well it's taken care of.
When a girl insults your car, saying "That car's not all that," and you fire back with, "You're right, it's not a race car. But, it'd be more fun to ride her down the block than riding you."
Monte Of The Month -- July 2009
I'M NOT OLD, I'M JUST WELL MARINATED.
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1When there is a mechanical problem, e.g an oil leak in mine, it is like having a sick child.
2When you see another Monte where someone painted a Gods awful Tweety Bird on it, and you lovingly pat yours, reassuring it you'll never defile her like that.
3When spotting another Monte, you first check for the SS badge, then check to see how well it's taken care of.
4When a girl insults your car, saying "That car's not all that," and you fire back with, "You're right, it's not a race car. But, it'd be more fun to ride her down the block than riding you."
1) my gf always gets frustrated when my car messes up, she's actually kinda jealous at that moment because im paying the car more attention than her. She understands, but still pertains to me
2) done that, people riding with me always laugh at me when I do (they just don't understand)
3) I always check to see if its a clone of a SS. I have seen SS badges with blue bowties
4) WOW!!!! I have said that to a civic driving guy about his G/F one day, he kept talking smack and the final blow he made was that its just a chevy, not even good enough to call a real car.
after I said that, everyone laughed and I haven't seen him since.
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Also:
...you can tell the year of a Monte Carlo, 1970-1982, very easily.
...you can tell the difference between a Monte Carlo, Pontiac Grand Prix, Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, and Buick Regal ... from the 1970s and 1980s ... and thinks its nuts that others cannot tell the differences without looking closely.
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-when you feel and unexplainable urge to put a #3 cling in the window.
-when you speak of your car in terms of its "generation".
-when even your friends who make fun of NASCAR say, "what, do you think you're Jeff Gordon, now?"
-when you wish your favorite late NASCAR driver had driven one (Props to the T-Bird, and R.I.P. Alan K.).
-when you can put up with a broken rear defroster, malfunctioning power windows, a worn out driver seat, and a whiny steering system, because after all, it's still a Monte Carlo.
-when you speak of your car in terms of its "generation".
-when even your friends who make fun of NASCAR say, "what, do you think you're Jeff Gordon, now?"
-when you wish your favorite late NASCAR driver had driven one (Props to the T-Bird, and R.I.P. Alan K.).
-when you can put up with a broken rear defroster, malfunctioning power windows, a worn out driver seat, and a whiny steering system, because after all, it's still a Monte Carlo.
