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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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Yup. The gremlins are back, and adding to Space's post count.

(just kidding Space).

What was the topic of this thread anyway? LOL.
 
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 02:20 PM
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Yo thread to phat, everyone's trying to steal it.
 
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 02:44 PM
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04 Intimidator, I like your sig "Life's a bitch, don't vote for one". LMAO every time I see it.

PS. I'm allowed to "steal" this thread after all, I am the "Thread Hijacker" j/k
 
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 10:09 PM
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I don't have a problem with a women going into office..... just that one.
 
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 10:12 PM
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I take alot of flak at the bar I goto because of it too. I'm pushing for McCain, but if he doesn't go, I want Obamba.

I always here "The last thing we need is a #@^$ in the White House!!!" but for that same racial card I think he is the best option. If you look at it from a race stand point, he'll make sure he does a good job in office to open the doors for other black people to get in.

Personally I just like his ideas and have confidence he won't screw the job up.
 
Old Feb 12, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Excuse me ... Hello ... Hi. How you feeling? Good? ... good. See if you can get this the first time. I know a lot of people make the same mistake!

It's ... Obama. Not Obamba.

It rhymes wid joe-mamma.

Yo mamma zo ugli she dunn haz tuh sneak-on up to a glasso whaddah ... juss tuh gid her-seff a drink!
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 07:13 AM
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Personally, I don't like a single one that's running. I think we have very poor choices this time around, they'll all tell us what we WANt to hear, but it'll be a different story once they get in. Of course it really doesn't matter which one is in office, it's all up to Congress anyway.

Ooops, sorry. I don't know any yo momma jokes. I'm going to stop with the politics now, I don't like any of them enough to fight over anyway, but I do agree that the race/gender is not an issue - for me anyway.
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 12:19 PM
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Excuse me ... Hello ... Hi. How you feeling? Good? ... good. See if you can get this the first time. I know a lot of people make the same mistake!

It's ... Obama. Not Obamba.

It rhymes wid joe-mamma.

Yo mamma zo ugli she dunn haz tuh sneak-on up to a glasso whaddah ... juss tuh gid her-seff a drink!
Actually I had a few before coming on here. If that is the worst of my spelling errors I'll be happy.
 
Old Feb 13, 2008 | 05:33 PM
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Can we PLEASE get back to Yo Mama Jokes...

I've got an old thread called "Super Tuesday Predictions", we can revive that... or we can make a new thread. As a matter of fact, I think I'll do that.

Yo Mama so fat that joggers run laps around her for exercise.

Yeah, it's old, but I don't see any of you guys comign up with any
 
Old Feb 14, 2008 | 08:04 AM
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks asphalt is a butt disease

Yo mamas teeth is so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down


 
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