Off Topic A place to kick back and discuss non-Monte Carlo related subjects. Just about anything goes.

Why boys need parents

Old Mar 28, 2008 | 08:59 PM
  #1  
Taz's Avatar
Taz
Thread Starter
|

Monte Of The Month -- March 2014
10 Year Member5 Year Member3 Year Member1 Year Member
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 18,660
From: Windsor
15 Year Member
Default Why boys need parents

This was passed on to me. If you haven't seen it before, enjoy! If you have, enjoy it again!




[hr]



[align=center]Youcan find out interesting things when you have sons, like...[/align]





1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft. House 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. [font=verdana][color=navy][size=1][/
 
Old Mar 28, 2008 | 09:14 PM
  #2  
dustybird3's Avatar
Photobucket
Monte Of The Month - April 2008
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,406
From: Waco, Tx
Default RE: Why boys need parents

"80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids."

Yep, just did, LOL
 
Old Mar 28, 2008 | 11:41 PM
  #3  
dwright64061's Avatar
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 25
From:
Default RE: Why boys need parents

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

My wife caught me sneakin' out to the garage with her bleach............................................ ....................
 
Old Mar 29, 2008 | 12:20 AM
  #4  
Cowboy6622's Avatar

Fallen to the Dark Side - Resident Ford Man
3 Year Member1 Year Member
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 9,901
5 Year Member
Default RE: Why boys need parents

blechand brake fluid don't make nearly as big a mess as amonia and bleach mixed up (seriously, don't do that one... the odor is toxic, it'll puck you up)
 
Old Mar 29, 2008 | 12:38 AM
  #5  
Taz's Avatar
Taz
Thread Starter
|

Monte Of The Month -- March 2014
10 Year Member5 Year Member3 Year Member1 Year Member
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 18,660
From: Windsor
15 Year Member
Default RE: Why boys need parents

I found out from listening to the commentary in the Dukes Of Hazzard DVD's (the tv show, not the movie), they used bleach on the tires to achieve all the great smokey burnouts. Just plain bleach and nothing else.

Just sayin. If anyone tries this, let us know how it worked out for ya. Better yet, take video of it. LOL.
 
Old Mar 29, 2008 | 06:38 AM
  #6  
mrl390's Avatar

Monte Of The Month -- December 2009
5 Year Member
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,604
From: Canonsburg, PA
Default RE: Why boys need parents

Bleach makes a good burn out. It also makes a nice toxic smoke when you peel out in it that will give you a nasty headache if you breathe too much of it.
 
Old Mar 29, 2008 | 07:46 AM
  #7  
BeachBumMike's Avatar
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 16,095
From: SpaceCoast, Florida
Default RE: Why boys need parents

[align=center][/align][align=center]LOL, the BeachBum's & I have tried all the above [/align][align=center]Oh, we have proven that Garbage Bags don't make[/align][align=center]good parachutes : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]You can do a lot with `Bleach [8D][&:][][&o][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]It does a awesome `job of clean'in the track for a good launch,[/align][align=center]especially `if you lite `up your tires & get'em `hot [/align][align=center][:-]
[/align]
 
Old Mar 30, 2008 | 06:49 PM
  #8  
rj's Avatar
rj
5 Year Member3 Year Member1 Year Member
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,482
From: Southwestern OH
15 Year Member
Default RE: Why boys need parents

Space,
I don't think they allow bleach at drag strips anymore?

mrl390, this is why so many of us old guys like the RWD cars better.

Taz, did you know bleach softens tire compounds? It will degrade them allowing the tire to come apart. (not good if you're going down the drag strip OR the interstate)

 
Old Mar 30, 2008 | 07:23 PM
  #9  
Cowboy6622's Avatar

Fallen to the Dark Side - Resident Ford Man
3 Year Member1 Year Member
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 9,901
5 Year Member
Default RE: Why boys need parents

they don't allow bleach at roxboro and i read online they don't allow it at the quarter mile in Richmond
 
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
BethinIN
General Monte Carlo Talk
12
Feb 17, 2012 02:19 AM
2000_BLACK_SS
Off Topic
22
Mar 2, 2010 11:27 AM
Space
Off Topic
7
Jul 5, 2009 08:52 AM
ChibiBlackSheep
General Monte Carlo Talk
23
Apr 24, 2009 10:55 PM
no1scrapy
Off Topic
11
Oct 20, 2008 09:20 PM


Thread Tools
Search this Thread

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:27 PM.