Why boys need parents
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Why boys need parents
This was passed on to me. If you haven't seen it before, enjoy! If you have, enjoy it again!
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[align=center]Youcan find out interesting things when you have sons, like...[/align]
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft. House 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. [font=verdana][color=navy][size=1][/
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[align=center]Youcan find out interesting things when you have sons, like...[/align]
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft. House 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. [font=verdana][color=navy][size=1][/
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RE: Why boys need parents
I found out from listening to the commentary in the Dukes Of Hazzard DVD's (the tv show, not the movie), they used bleach on the tires to achieve all the great smokey burnouts. Just plain bleach and nothing else.
Just sayin. If anyone tries this, let us know how it worked out for ya. Better yet, take video of it. LOL.
Just sayin. If anyone tries this, let us know how it worked out for ya. Better yet, take video of it. LOL.
#6
RE: Why boys need parents
Bleach makes a good burn out. It also makes a nice toxic smoke when you peel out in it that will give you a nasty headache if you breathe too much of it.
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RE: Why boys need parents
[align=center][/align][align=center]LOL, the BeachBum's & I have tried all the above [/align][align=center]Oh, we have proven that Garbage Bags don't make[/align][align=center]good parachutes : )[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]You can do a lot with `Bleach [8D][&:][][&o][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]It does a awesome `job of clean'in the track for a good launch,[/align][align=center]especially `if you lite `up your tires & get'em `hot [/align][align=center][:-]
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#8
RE: Why boys need parents
Space,
I don't think they allow bleach at drag strips anymore?
mrl390, this is why so many of us old guys like the RWD cars better.
Taz, did you know bleach softens tire compounds? It will degrade them allowing the tire to come apart. (not good if you're going down the drag strip OR the interstate)
I don't think they allow bleach at drag strips anymore?
mrl390, this is why so many of us old guys like the RWD cars better.
Taz, did you know bleach softens tire compounds? It will degrade them allowing the tire to come apart. (not good if you're going down the drag strip OR the interstate)
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