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ORIGINAL: wiz kidd
LOL...!! but its probably his brother she's chentin on him with
lol
LOL...!! but its probably his brother she's chentin on him with
lol
Yes'em `Mod Wiz, I stole me brother's wife.....I'm Billy `Bob 
I win the Lotto & got me a new Monte....
that's Y she's taken me. She luv's rid'in in my Monte : )
Monte's are Chick Magnets...Just like fly's on Zhit : )
Monte Of The Month -- March 2007
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 5,264
From: Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
RE: New MCF MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION : )
lol...that guy looks like the wierd guy from waterboy!! lol...hilarious listening to him talk!! lol
he's got one of those donk monte's lol...only instead of 30" chromes its got 30" tractor wheels..lol
he's got one of those donk monte's
lol...only instead of 30" chromes its got 30" tractor wheels..lol
RE: New MCF MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION : )
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Now, I don't me a floatation device : )
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Yes, I married my sister, but I didn't know it
was against the law. My mother is my dad's sister and my
brother is married to my funny brother.
It's just the way it is back home : )
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A Stupid Short Story by `SpaceBilly
T i t -led: My little Hump'in Hound
My littleHumping Hound loved to do nothing but hump!!
My Humping Hound would hump a camels bump.
He'd hump my sister's ,brother's & me wife : )
He was just a little hump'in fool ....
MyHumping Hound would hump a tree stump when we
were out 2-gether check'in our still's & gett'in wood
for our 50 gal. drum to keep us warm.
One day the Humping Hound
humped a Hump Back Whale that was in the stream
One day the Humping Hound
humped a Hump Back Whale that was in the stream
behind our trailer shed ...
Unfortunately, sincemy Humping Hound
was always busy humping he never learned the Doggie Paddle and...
was always busy humping he never learned the Doggie Paddle and...
my little humpy drowned.
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The End
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Me wife, family & friends really miss little Humpy : )
Everyone should have a little Humpy in their life : )
RE: ~ MCF MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION ~
[align=center]Wanta Race me Monte ?[/align][align=center]She's really Fast[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]I've beat every Ford on the Mountain.[/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center]What does Ford stand for?
Found On Rednecks Driveway![/align][align=center][/align][align=center]__________________________________________________ _________[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
Space @ College
Lecture on Supernatural
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[/align][align=center]A professor ata FloridaUniversity is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" [/align][align=center]One student named RedNeckSpacesitting way back in the lecture hall raises his hand. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student `Space complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." [/align][align=center]________________________[/align][align=center]_______________[/align][align=center]___________[/align][align=center]________[/align][align=center]___[/align][align=center]_
The student `Spacereplies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From way back where I was sitt'in it sounded like you said 'goats'".[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Professor...Sir, Should I tell you about me & my Goat ?[/align][align=center]No Space, go back to you seat[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]
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[/align][align=center]What does Ford stand for?
Found On Rednecks Driveway![/align][align=center][/align][align=center]__________________________________________________ _________[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]
Space @ College
Lecture on Supernatural
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]A professor ata FloridaUniversity is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" [/align][align=center]One student named RedNeckSpacesitting way back in the lecture hall raises his hand. [/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student `Space complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." [/align][align=center]________________________[/align][align=center]_______________[/align][align=center]___________[/align][align=center]________[/align][align=center]___[/align][align=center]_
The student `Spacereplies, "Ghost?!?
Sheeyit..... From way back where I was sitt'in it sounded like you said 'goats'".[/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align][align=center]Professor...Sir, Should I tell you about me & my Goat ?[/align][align=center]No Space, go back to you seat[/align][align=center][sm=happybounce.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][/align]