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You know your a RedNeck when you hit a bump in the road & lose
half ofyourLife'sPossessions[X(]
Got meSelf a 4 Wheeler 
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Stole my brother's wife & he shot my rear window out [X(]
I fixed her up [:-]
Thanks 4 that custom duck tape : )I use it on Everything, best thing ever invented : )
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You Might Be a Redneck if...[/align]You take your dog for a walk and both use the same tree.You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.You burn your yard rather than mow it.The Salvation Army declines your mattress.You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.You come back from the dump with more than you took.You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.You have a rag for a gas cap.Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.And last, but not least...
Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is!Happy Trails, y'all...`Yee Haw `Space
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,482
From: Southwestern OH
RE: New MCF MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION : )
You guys have never taken your cow Bessey to the car wash and hosed her off before? I do it everytime I'm taken her to mate with a stud bull. Afterall, she's gotta look purdy fer him.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
Hey I resemble that!!
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
Hey I resemble that!!
RE: New MCF MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION : )
[:-]My Wife Elyse is Chenting on me [:-]
I want everyone to know My brother is mak'in me a sign 4 the back of me
pick-me-up truck so everybody will know
I'm gona drive up & down the mountains so everyone can `C it....
& then,I'm gona park it at the Flea Market
That will teach her 4 mess'in around with Billy Bob : )
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