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Don't forget, its mandatory to post of picture of his car.

 

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LMAO!! one of me sister's who's also my wife but i'll share her !!

 

 

ROF[sm=happy046.gif]LMAO!

Stop it Space, You are kiling me!

When I was in Arkansas visiting my redneck friend, he would call all of his other friends rednecks.

I askedhim why?

He told me I didn't really want to know.

Now I'm getting a clue.

 

Space,

Here's I thou we's friends. Why in the Heel are you's makin funs of my family?

And how'd yous get's a piture of my girlfriend's sister & husbun????
(no joke. it really looks like them from the back. scarey dude)

 

 

lol...suprised he's not using duct tape! lol

 

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