KidSpace Facts
#61
This thread is legendary
The dawn of the Space Age begins every morning when he awakes
He is a legal alien in every country
His external body temperature is absolute zero
He has his own gravitational forces
If you get too close to him, you'll burn up
His tires don't require oxygen
His mood affects the tide
Sputnik I was his second cousin twice removed
Buzz Aldrin is his number one fan
His astrological sign is the Big Bang
His favorite candy bar is the Milky Way
The dawn of the Space Age begins every morning when he awakes
He is a legal alien in every country
His external body temperature is absolute zero
He has his own gravitational forces
If you get too close to him, you'll burn up
His tires don't require oxygen
His mood affects the tide
Sputnik I was his second cousin twice removed
Buzz Aldrin is his number one fan
His astrological sign is the Big Bang
His favorite candy bar is the Milky Way
#62
He once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looks like...
He once had an awkward moment, just to see what they felt like....
Everyone lists him as their emergency contact number....
His shirts never wrinkle....
He keeps the thermostat at his home at 180*....
He taught a dolphin to read the MCF for him....
His cereal never gets soggy...
When he travels, he is not a tourist....
He counted his blessings all the way to infinity... twice.
His dalmations spots regularly move... and only he knows exactly why.
He does not have bigger fish to fry, because there are none.
He took the bridge to nowhere, and got somewhere.
When KidSpace stares at the sun, it blinks...
He ordered a whopper at McDonalds... and got one.
He does not always drink beer... so you should not value his opinion on it very much.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see what they felt like....
Everyone lists him as their emergency contact number....
His shirts never wrinkle....
He keeps the thermostat at his home at 180*....
He taught a dolphin to read the MCF for him....
His cereal never gets soggy...
When he travels, he is not a tourist....
He counted his blessings all the way to infinity... twice.
His dalmations spots regularly move... and only he knows exactly why.
He does not have bigger fish to fry, because there are none.
He took the bridge to nowhere, and got somewhere.
When KidSpace stares at the sun, it blinks...
He ordered a whopper at McDonalds... and got one.
He does not always drink beer... so you should not value his opinion on it very much.
Last edited by Cowboy6622; 04-07-2012 at 03:16 PM.
#64
LoL `Duane & Member's,
You must be bored to bring your Thread of Roasting your alien friend `Space back from the unknown sector's of the MCF. I thought I had locked the door
You are correct that no one should value my opinion, because opinions are like `rear-ends, everyone has one, but some just stink more then others LOL P.U.
Yes, I am a one beer drunk Alcohol runs great in my
SpaceShip, but in my body Earth Booze fries my Brain 4-Sure ~> LOL
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Thanks `Duane & Member's, for your words/funnies & creating activity on the MCF...We sure have some comic's as member's & with very talented humor...
Thanks, I've enjoyed being the target of the funnies. It's the price I must pay to be & stay a weird alien character on the Planet Earth & the MCF
Peace/Happiness 2 the reader of my words & posts from
Last edited by Space; 04-08-2012 at 06:24 AM.
#66
KidSpace can expertly execute heel-toe braking.......... on his skateboard....
He can lead a horse to water... and make it drink....
When KidSpace hears about a hurricane warning, he waxes his surfboard and waits....
KidSpace can inflate a flat tire with his mouth.
KidSpace put Excaliber in the stone....
Once, a police officer stopped KidSpace. The officer drove away with a warning....
Space remembers the future...
He can lead a horse to water... and make it drink....
When KidSpace hears about a hurricane warning, he waxes his surfboard and waits....
KidSpace can inflate a flat tire with his mouth.
KidSpace put Excaliber in the stone....
Once, a police officer stopped KidSpace. The officer drove away with a warning....
Space remembers the future...
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