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Old 04-07-2012, 12:04 PM
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This thread is legendary

The dawn of the Space Age begins every morning when he awakes

He is a legal alien in every country

His external body temperature is absolute zero

He has his own gravitational forces

If you get too close to him, you'll burn up

His tires don't require oxygen

His mood affects the tide

Sputnik I was his second cousin twice removed

Buzz Aldrin is his number one fan

His astrological sign is the Big Bang

His favorite candy bar is the Milky Way
 
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Old 04-07-2012, 03:13 PM
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He once ran a marathon backwards just to see what 2nd place looks like...

He once had an awkward moment, just to see what they felt like....

Everyone lists him as their emergency contact number....

His shirts never wrinkle....

He keeps the thermostat at his home at 180*....

He taught a dolphin to read the MCF for him....

His cereal never gets soggy...

When he travels, he is not a tourist....

He counted his blessings all the way to infinity... twice.

His dalmations spots regularly move... and only he knows exactly why.

He does not have bigger fish to fry, because there are none.

He took the bridge to nowhere, and got somewhere.

When KidSpace stares at the sun, it blinks...

He ordered a whopper at McDonalds... and got one.




He does not always drink beer... so you should not value his opinion on it very much.
 

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Fantastic!
helped make my day a little better


 
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Originally Posted by Cowboy6622


He does not always drink beer... so you should not value his opinion on it very much.

LoL `Duane & Member's,
You must be bored to bring your Thread of Roasting your alien friend `Space back from the unknown sector's of the MCF. I thought I had locked the door

You are correct that no one should value my opinion, because opinions are like `rear-ends, everyone has one, but some just stink more then others LOL P.U.

Yes, I am a one beer drunk Alcohol runs great in my
SpaceShip, but in my body Earth Booze fries my Brain 4-Sure ~> LOL
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Thanks `Duane & Member's, for your words/funnies & creating activity on the MCF...We sure have some comic's as member's & with very talented humor...
Thanks, I've enjoyed being the target of the funnies. It's the price I must pay to be & stay a weird alien character on the Planet Earth & the MCF
Peace/Happiness 2 the reader of my words & posts from
 

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Old 09-03-2012, 05:59 PM
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I like Lou Green's submission: "Space shaves with an angle grinder."
 
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Old 09-03-2012, 07:29 PM
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KidSpace can expertly execute heel-toe braking.......... on his skateboard....

He can lead a horse to water... and make it drink....

When KidSpace hears about a hurricane warning, he waxes his surfboard and waits....

KidSpace can inflate a flat tire with his mouth.

KidSpace put Excaliber in the stone....

Once, a police officer stopped KidSpace. The officer drove away with a warning....

Space remembers the future...
 
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