KidSpace Facts
#1
12-13-2011, 11:29 PM
KidSpace Facts
He has been missing a bit here lately... seems he has returned. Anywho, in the wake of his sabbatical from the forum, I thought it would be fun to state some facts in the style of Chuck Norris/Stig facts... only about our own KidSpace....
When KidSpace hooks up his drag radials and heads east, the Earth speeds up in rotation....
His first name really is "Kid"
His face is digital.
He has a deep southern accent.
KidSpace is terrified of cats.
He has no understanding of ducks.
He believes that Star Wars is a documentary.
He could crack the Da Vinci code in 17 seconds.
He is actually the Stig in Top Gear.
He believes that anything smaller than a 396 c.i.d. (6.4L) is a small block.
If one was to look inside of a Florida Highway Patrol car, they would see a picture of KidSpace taped to the dashboard.
Jimmie Johnson and Michael Schumacker wave him by.
He only has to yield to the traffic in front of him when entering the highway.
He knows the truth about the origins of the universe, although he refuses to crack.
He adds motor oil to his coffee to sweeten it up. (and it is always synthetic)
KidSpace roams the woods at night foraging for wolves....
He lives in a palm tree.
He is naturally aspirated.
KidSpace has no age.
Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
His blood is 10W30.
The outline of his nipple is shaped liked Daytona International Speedway... including the road course.
His fingernails have 75 hp... at the flywheel.
Aliens fear that KidSpace may abduct them.
Ghosts sit around campfires telling KidSpace stories.
His lawnmower can run the 1/4 mile in 12.9 seconds at 115 mph.
He can drink from an empty cup.
KidSpace leaves messages before the beep... and you always receive them...
So... add some facts about KidSpace... to fill the empty space!!
When KidSpace hooks up his drag radials and heads east, the Earth speeds up in rotation....
His first name really is "Kid"
His face is digital.
He has a deep southern accent.
KidSpace is terrified of cats.
He has no understanding of ducks.
He believes that Star Wars is a documentary.
He could crack the Da Vinci code in 17 seconds.
He is actually the Stig in Top Gear.
He believes that anything smaller than a 396 c.i.d. (6.4L) is a small block.
If one was to look inside of a Florida Highway Patrol car, they would see a picture of KidSpace taped to the dashboard.
Jimmie Johnson and Michael Schumacker wave him by.
He only has to yield to the traffic in front of him when entering the highway.
He knows the truth about the origins of the universe, although he refuses to crack.
He adds motor oil to his coffee to sweeten it up. (and it is always synthetic)
KidSpace roams the woods at night foraging for wolves....
He lives in a palm tree.
He is naturally aspirated.
KidSpace has no age.
Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
His blood is 10W30.
The outline of his nipple is shaped liked Daytona International Speedway... including the road course.
His fingernails have 75 hp... at the flywheel.
Aliens fear that KidSpace may abduct them.
Ghosts sit around campfires telling KidSpace stories.
His lawnmower can run the 1/4 mile in 12.9 seconds at 115 mph.
He can drink from an empty cup.
KidSpace leaves messages before the beep... and you always receive them...
So... add some facts about KidSpace... to fill the empty space!!
#2
12-14-2011, 12:01 AM
Kidspace post's more before 6am then anyone else can post all day.
Kidspace invented the internet, apple, Microsoft, Google and Facebook but doesn't like the publicity so he made all those other guys take the credit.
Kid type's 1000 words a min.
Chuck Norris and the Most Interesting Man in the World beg Kid to hang with them.
Kidspace invented the internet, apple, Microsoft, Google and Facebook but doesn't like the publicity so he made all those other guys take the credit.
Kid type's 1000 words a min.
Chuck Norris and the Most Interesting Man in the World beg Kid to hang with them.
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#7
12-14-2011, 09:01 AM
Hi `Taz (Lou), I will add it 4-Sure...`Duane promised not to tell anyone about my identity & now it's posted on the Word Wide Web
I feel Out'ed Naked Exposed How could he 
I will have to go back in2 seclusion & hide from everyBody...
We do not 4-get ~> 4-Sure> PayBacks a _________
CowBoy, Be careful out there in your unknown space!
..Still learning how to point just one finger Thanks `Duane, now everyone knows 
Last edited by Space; 12-14-2011 at 09:15 AM.
#9
12-14-2011, 09:23 AM
If one were to closely examine KidSpace' nostrils, they would notice that he breathes in through one side and out the other....
His avatar is Khloe Kardashian....
His surfboard has more torque than the average Japanese import...
KidSpace' earwax tastes like bearing grease.
His body requires 10 radiators and 14 gallons of antifreeze to stay at operating temperature.
KidSpace is hard to start on cold mornings.
He once pissed in the fuel tank of a truck at the warehouse where he works. That truck is now OptimusPrime.
KidSpace is allergic to Ford's....
He has named every palm tree in the state of Florida...
KidSpace prefers eggs sunnyside up...
His skin has a basecoat/clearcoat finish....
Last edited by Cowboy6622; 12-14-2011 at 09:26 AM.
