How about this one?

A woman goes into a liquor store and buys a bottle of Baileys. At the counter she hands the clerk her credit card. The clerk asks to see a picture i.d. The woman hands her the i.d. and the transaction is completed. Without leaving the counter, the woman realized that she forgot to get some cigarettes for her husband, told the same clerk what she needed, gave the clerk the same credit card. The clerk asked for some picture i.d.

This happened to me last night. I was dumbfounded. Handed the clerk my i.d. and asked her if she realized I just showed it to her 15 seconds before. She looked at me with a deer in the headlights look and said "oh, well we have to ask for picture i.d. whenever someone uses a credit card". OK, I can understand and appreciate that...but 15 seconds and I never left the counter? Hmmm, maybe I'll pull out a different i.d.?? I laughed all the way home.

 

lol thats some funny stuff. sadly enough some of my friends would say that they could see me doing some of that stuff lol =D

 

wow 4 is bigger than 2, why do people this stupid even bother working at a place like sears, they should just stay bagging groceries, but then theyd prolly still mess that up, lmao