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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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Recently the "persons that be in charge" decided that they needed to have a copy of everyones driving record. I'm all for that, its a good idea. But, being the smartass that I am, I decided to hand one I made up.......[b]
Personal Information License Information
Name: Northcutt, Thomas W.
DL# 126797-719
Alias: Bond, Jimmy
Address: 718 Julianna Rd,
City, St: Cheyenne, Wy.
Status: Menace to Society
ZIP: 82007
Original Issue

DOB 08-13-1902
Date: 08-13-1973

SEX no
Expiration Date 10-13-2098
Lic. in previous
State: Az,Co,Ne,Tx,N.Y.,
Al,Delusion,Ireland,
Ks,Ar,De,Pe,Mexico
Moon,Uranus,Pluto

Class: You betcha
Restrictions: Speed limit. Gas. Law Inforcement. Radar. Traffic.


DATE ENTRY Description Location Ticket#

09-05 Conviction Moving violation: AZ. 1
1975
faliure to yield to
boarder guards.

10-23ConvictionTrafficing: Ca. 2
1976
Transporting illegal
aliens, smuggling.

07-04Conviction Failure to Stop:Ca. 3
1977
[size=1]Failed to stop smuggling
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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 08:44 PM
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What kind of reaction did you get from turning that in?
 
Old Apr 18, 2008 | 09:06 PM
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I almost was out of the building when the I heard the laughs.., then the "Get your *** back here" from the project manager.
They decided to send it up to Corp. office and see what kind of reaction it would get.
 
Old Apr 18, 2008 | 10:07 PM
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LMAO, too funny.
 
Old Apr 18, 2008 | 11:04 PM
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So you're the one who wrecked the S.S. Minnow.

Poor Gilligan took the rap for this ya know.
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Old Apr 19, 2008 | 08:08 AM
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hmm....

The Bandit thing was 1977, and Talladega is in Alabama, but aside from that....
 
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