Recently the "persons that be in charge" decided that they needed to have a copy of everyones driving record. I'm all for that, its a good idea. But, being the smartass that I am, I decided to hand one I made up.......[b]
Personal Information License Information
Name: Northcutt, Thomas W. DL# 126797-719
Alias: Bond, Jimmy
Address: 718 Julianna Rd,
City, St: Cheyenne, Wy. Status: Menace to Society
ZIP: 82007 Original Issue

DOB 08-13-1902 Date: 08-13-1973

SEX no Expiration Date 10-13-2098
Lic. in previous
State: Az,Co,Ne,Tx,N.Y.,
Al,Delusion,Ireland,
Ks,Ar,De,Pe,Mexico
Moon,Uranus,Pluto

Class: You betcha
Restrictions: Speed limit. Gas. Law Inforcement. Radar. Traffic.


DATE ENTRY Description Location Ticket#
09-05 Conviction Moving violation: AZ. 1
1975 faliure to yield to
boarder guards.
10-23ConvictionTrafficing: Ca. 2
1976 Transporting illegal
aliens, smuggling.
07-04Conviction Failure to Stop:Ca. 3
1977 [size=1]Failed to stop smuggling
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What kind of reaction did you get from turning that in?

 

I almost was out of the building when the I heard the laughs.., then the "Get your *** back here" from the project manager.
They decided to send it up to Corp. office and see what kind of reaction it would get.

 

LMAO, too funny.

 

So you're the one who wrecked the S.S. Minnow.

Poor Gilligan took the rap for this ya know.
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hmm....

The Bandit thing was 1977, and Talladega is in Alabama, but aside from that....