book report like i would do :)
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book report like i would do :)
now this was a good laugh for first thing in the morning
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Book Report[align=left]Students were assigned to read two books, "T-i-tanic" and "My Life",
by Bill Clinton.
One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:
T itanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
T i tanic: Over three hours to read
Clinton: Over three hours to read
T i tanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
T itanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinto n: Bill is a bull**** artist.
T itanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
T itanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
T itanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
T itanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
T itanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.
T itanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.
T itanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.[/align][align=left][/align][align=left][/align][align=left]except when i did these kind of book reports i didn't get an A...lol..[/align][/align]
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Book Report[align=left]Students were assigned to read two books, "T-i-tanic" and "My Life",
by Bill Clinton.
One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:
T itanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
T i tanic: Over three hours to read
Clinton: Over three hours to read
T i tanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
T itanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinto n: Bill is a bull**** artist.
T itanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
T itanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
T itanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
T itanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
T itanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.
T itanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.
T itanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.[/align][align=left][/align][align=left][/align][align=left]except when i did these kind of book reports i didn't get an A...lol..[/align][/align]
RE: book report like i would do :)
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RE: book report like i would do :)
(RJ's views of B. Clinton)
If I'd have know you could get "Favors" like this while in the White House, I'd have ran for president YEARS AGO!!!
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It's [sm=itsok.gif].... I'm[sm=innoc.gif]/
If I'd have know you could get "Favors" like this while in the White House, I'd have ran for president YEARS AGO!!!
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It's [sm=itsok.gif].... I'm[sm=innoc.gif]/
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