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ORIGINAL: rj

Note to self

Apply for postal job asap.

[/align][align=center]RJ, thank you Many times your replies are more funny then the joke [/align]

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[align=center][/align][align=center]Therewere 3 Best Friends:a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded onBeach island.

One daya genie in a bottle floated onto the island & was discovered by the three friends. When they opened the bottle theGenie appeared &he said he would grant them three wishes.

All three friends agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.[/align][align=center]
The Blond was alone now & scared & missed her best friends &[/align][align=center]
Then the blond said 2 the Genie, "I wish my friends were here with me."[/align][align=center][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][/align][align=center][IMG]local://upfiles/714/383574CB66834789976EF6CEC0E0F642.gif[/IMG]

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lol...classic

i like that

wouldn't it be nice to be stranded there with them :-p

 

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lmao! ok...i'm not goin to that one then! lol

 

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Space,

I have no idea how you managed to do it, but WHERE did you get photos of my ex-girlfriends?????????

Come on now, confess.

Were you sneaking through my wallet again?

 

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ORIGINAL: rj
Space,
I have no idea how you managed to do it, but WHERE did you get photos of my ex-girlfriends?????????
Come on now, confess.
Were you sneaking through my wallet again?

[/align][align=center]No RJ, You posted their pic's on the web : ) LOL...U R Funny [/align][align=center][/align]


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[/align][align=center]One day a blonde went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it.

Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.

An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?"

An hour later she goes back out side and looks in the mailbox and there is nothing in it.

Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her Blonde neighborwhat she is doing.

[]The blonde says, "My stupid computer keeps saying you’ve got mail."[/align][align=center]There is nothing there [X(][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][]I must have a Stupid Computer[/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center][]I'm gona call the Post Office & tell them to stop sending me messages [][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][IMG]local://upfiles/714/2C0B2D8B209C4FCE85A677AA50795E54.gif[/IMG] [/align]

 

Space,
That was great.

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lmao! too good

 

[align=center][][/align][align=center][]Blonderaces home from the bar to see her husband[] [/align][align=center][][/align][align=center][/align][align=center] []Honey, I'm Home [/align][align=center][]Sorry, I know that's makes eight of your trucks that I've Wrecked [X(][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][sm=icon_flaming.gif][sm=icon_guiness.gif][sm=icon_flaming.gif][/align][align=center][/align][align=center][:@]Why, oh whydid I marry a Blonde ? [X(][/align][align=center][/align]