Top 10: Douchemobiles #4 : /
#11
04-15-2010, 10:58 AM
Monte Of The Month -- August 2009
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Highland, IN
Posts: 5,827
Wow my current car and my last car both make the list... Awesome!
And to add, I'm fine with my car making any list that also includes a Lamborghini and a Ferrari.
If I had to make a douchemobile list it would include mostly donks and ricers, and anything that has stick on port holes.
And to add, I'm fine with my car making any list that also includes a Lamborghini and a Ferrari.
If I had to make a douchemobile list it would include mostly donks and ricers, and anything that has stick on port holes.
#13
04-15-2010, 11:13 AM
Monte Of The Month -- August 2009
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Highland, IN
Posts: 5,827
Zipper, you're actually not on the list. They mean the 6th/7th gens. Not that it really matters much.
Unless you mean the Mustang listed in your sig.
Unless you mean the Mustang listed in your sig.
#14
04-15-2010, 11:15 AM
1995-'07 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Douchemobile status is virtually assured when your car is not only pimped by cartoon characters (Tasmanian Devil), but comes in NASCAR editions too (Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Jr., Tony Stewart). It takes big, sleeveless shoulders to carry such a dubious honor, but the last-generation Monte Carlo manages that there real good. The slab-sided coupe was embarrassingly crude on its own, but when some fell into the hands of race-delusional douches, it became a joke that wrote its own punch line.
Douche-tinguishing feature: Stickers with NASCAR driver numbers -- or is it its owner’s
Douchemobile status is virtually assured when your car is not only pimped by cartoon characters (Tasmanian Devil), but comes in NASCAR editions too (Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Jr., Tony Stewart). It takes big, sleeveless shoulders to carry such a dubious honor, but the last-generation Monte Carlo manages that there real good. The slab-sided coupe was embarrassingly crude on its own, but when some fell into the hands of race-delusional douches, it became a joke that wrote its own punch line.
Douche-tinguishing feature: Stickers with NASCAR driver numbers -- or is it its owner’s
Me and my pa has always been tryin to makes this, here list. We tried hards to do so. Since we was in the 6th grade together.
I sures hope them '57 Chevy is on this list, two. So's I can be on theres tree times.
#15
04-15-2010, 11:23 AM
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Southeast PA
Posts: 25,137
Cough, cough Mustang is a type of dyno 
#16
04-15-2010, 11:45 AM
POSITION: Freelance Car Writers. AskMen.com is currently accepting applications from freelance writers for the our Car & Automotive channel.to replace that A-Hol Tom Bey that put a Chevrolet Monte Carlo on the Douchemobile article ...
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Jun 20, 2009 ... Thomas Bey Automotive Correspondent - AskMen.com. Posted 2009-06-25 11:13:12 EST ... Probably writer forgot their American History of Cars, especially the Monte Carlo. ...
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I searched for a bio on Thomas Bey & could not find anything or a
picture of him
I wanted a pic of him for my dart board : ) LOL
Last edited by Space; 04-15-2010 at 01:04 PM.
#17
04-15-2010, 11:47 AM
So's I made the douche' mobile liist? Not once but two-ice? SA-WEET!!!!
Me and my pa has always been tryin to makes this, here list. We tried hards to do so. Since we was in the 6th grade together.
I sures hope them '57 Chevy is on this list, two. So's I can be on theres tree times.
Me and my pa has always been tryin to makes this, here list. We tried hards to do so. Since we was in the 6th grade together.
I sures hope them '57 Chevy is on this list, two. So's I can be on theres tree times.
aahhhhhh hhaaaaaaa!!
lmao
#19
04-15-2010, 12:38 PM
Monte Of The Month -- August 2009
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Highland, IN
Posts: 5,827
Yeah, I read wrong. It does say 1995. Sorry, welcome to douchebaggery!
