Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

 

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

 

Welcome to the forum but I must ask, Why is this in the Engines and internal section? We have a section just for new posters to come and introduce themselves.

 

They're just spam posts- look at their sig's.

ban 'em....

 

Do it!

 

Ban them! I say we flood their email accounts with useless one word emails until their inbox is full! then everytime they clear it fill it up again and let them know that if they ever come back to the mcf not only will we fill their email but we will also find them on a forum that they actually participate in and let everyone know what ******** they really are. ban em! i say we kick their ***!