So it seems that everyone is making some parody of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...". Some examples include "You might be from (insert name of US State here) if..." or "You might be a(insert sports team name here)fan if..."

Well I got to thinking that maybe we should make one for the MCF...


You might be a member of the Monte Carlo Forum if....

1) Even though he is only21, does notown a Monte Carlo, and is not a moderator, you know that 'Space is the real leader of the MCF (sorry Taz)

2) You know the name and year of atleast 3 of Cort's cars.

3)You have ever lusted forCort or RJ's car collection

4) You have ever readevery word ofone of 'Spaces posts out of boredom

5) You were relieved when either Duane or Chris finally won the Monte of the Month contest.

6)You cried whentheforum crashed in June of '08.

7) You refer to the Top 10 Posters as the "Top 10 Spammers".

8)You have ever been unable to sleep wondering why Josh (wizkidd), GPD, David (z34phoenix), or Bigg J don't post very often anymore.

9) You notice that Cort always uses proper grammar.

10) You know the realname of atleast 10 members jsut by glancing at their screenname, avatar, or signature.

11) Any part of your account was affected by the June '08 crash.

12) You have gotten used to the multiple ' in many posts (bonus points if you know this was caused by the June '08 forum crash)

13) Although no one made an official statement and it can't be proven, you know who caused the forum crash.(this one may get deleted by a moderator later)

14) You know the name of atleast 1 of the Beach Bums.

15) You are friends with atleast 3 members via Facebook, another car forum, etc.

16) You have ever met any member of the forum in reality (the only of these points I do not qualify for).


So lets make the list longer.... add your own!!!

 

...you know how to vote for Monte of the Month without reading the long, boring instructions from Taz.

BTW... I'm well aware of point #1 Duane.

 

lmao @ #5

 

17) When your home page is the MCF.

 

18) When you start a thread about kidspace and everybody makes you feel like an ******* .. YEA THATS ME HAHA..
19) you look around and ask yourself, am i the only one who curses on the forum?

 

20) Even if you arent nominated, you check to see the MOTM votes in the morning, at lunch time, when you get home from work, after you eat dinner and before you go to bed.

 

21.You get onMCF via smart phone or i phone.
22. You listen to post or replies over what the mechanic tells you.

 

HEY, i'm back now, was just trying to make sure i didn't get any deathly virus's on my work computer...lol...i know thats not a good enough excuse, but i'm back

 

haha, i know Josh... i was sleepy when i wrote that though... and i did lose some sleep one night wnodering where the 4 of you guys went a couple monhts back...

23) You know what the Top 10 Posters curse is... and you know to fear it.

 

24.) You loose sleep worring about the top 10 list curse. (and you're one of the top 10 slammers)

25.) You'd rather sleep with the Monte versus your girlfriend. (at least the Monte never says something like: "Not tonight. I need an oil change)

26.) Even your family knows what your car(s) mean to you and they never ask to borrow your car.