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Old Dec 4, 2010 | 06:05 PM
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when 2 cops coming out of the coffee shop start looking it over...really!
 
Old Dec 4, 2010 | 11:53 PM
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When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.

Also you know where all the special edition monte's in your area live.
 
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 05:49 PM
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...when you think about your car all day and then dream about her sitting alone in the garage when you're asleep.
 
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 06:29 PM
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^ done that.
you know you own a monte carlo when you see your name on the title.

when you pull up to a traffic light next to a thunderbird/taurus and feel like (insert favorite nascar driver name here) for a second.

When you cry after seeing one that has a dent/rust spot/ broken body appendage

When you get upset after seeing one that hasn't been taken care of at all

You know you own a 5th gen when you wonder if the other monte carlo owners recognize you as a fellow monte owner or just someone saying" nice car"


Sorry, have a lot of time to think when spinning signs
 
Old Dec 5, 2010 | 06:53 PM
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You know you drive a Monte when...

you can tell the difference between a 5th gen Monte and a Lumina without seeing the number of doors.
 
Old Dec 6, 2010 | 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Montess2k
When you pull up to something with a reflection (A store window or a bus stop shelter) at a stop light, and you can't help but stare at your car in the reflection.

When there's a spot right in front of the store, yet you park in the back of the parking lot, and constantly look at your car as you walk across the parking lot.

Joe
I thought I was the only one who did that! There's a stop light in my neighborhood in front of a large glass bank window - it's fun to just sit there staring at my reflection till people start honking.

The trick to owning a Monte Carlo is driving real slow so people can see you in it!
 
Old Dec 6, 2010 | 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Taz
You know you drive a Monte when...

you can tell the difference between a 5th gen Monte and a Lumina without seeing the number of doors.
OMG! That is me too! It honestly took me a while but I can now proficiently tell the difference by looking at the front or rear!
 
Old Dec 6, 2010 | 06:29 PM
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Wow literally all of these accurately describe me! That is nice to know. (I thought I was just weird or somethin'.)

Originally Posted by augi
When people try to tell you untrue information about your car.
Originally Posted by Crusader SS
You know you own a Monte when a complete stranger asks you if it is rear wheel drive, and you both look down at your shoes and say no, what were they thinking!!!...
Originally Posted by Nocturnx
You know you drive a Monte Carlo when you spend a good portion of your day listening to exhaust clips on youtube trying to find one that makes it sound like a V8
Originally Posted by Cowboy6622

When you can beat a V6 Mustang!

When you get used to ricer morons thinking they are faster than you.

You wish it was a rear wheel drive V8.
Originally Posted by ChibiBlackSheep
When you can't get a sexy exhaust note :P
Originally Posted by Montess2k
When you pull up to something with a reflection (A store window or a bus stop shelter) at a stop light, and you can't help but stare at your car in the reflection.

When there's a spot right in front of the store, yet you park in the back of the parking lot, and constantly look at your car as you walk across the parking lot.
Originally Posted by Taz
You know you drive a Monte Carlo when you see a 6th gen Monte without a spoiler, and think how much better it would look with one.

Originally Posted by captaindamnit
When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.

When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.

Originally Posted by augi
when you pull up to a traffic light next to a thunderbird/taurus and feel like (insert favorite nascar driver name here) for a second.

When you cry after seeing one that has a dent/rust spot/ broken body appendage

When you get upset after seeing one that hasn't been taken care of at all
 
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by johnniep
when 2 cops coming out of the coffee shop start looking it over...really!
Your just being polite, we all know it was a donut shop
 
Old Dec 7, 2010 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Nocturnx
Your just being polite, we all know it was a donut shop
And you wanted to say their eye's were glazed over. Didn't you?!:p
 

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