You know you drive a Monte Carlo when...

"when the more stickers you have on your car = more horsepower have"
the math mathematical formula is 1 sticker on a Monte = 5 hp at the wheel that is why the NASCAR Monte Carlo was so fast 800 + hp
their motor was only 300 hp but add 100 stickers on there cars = 500 bonus horse power total 800hp (give or take a sticker ) that is why when they hit a wall and rub off some stickers they tend to slow down LOL
Man taz, you have 8 ft of stickers on your car already, you shooting for 1000 whp?
If someone referrs to your leather interior as "la-z-boy quality" and then tells you about the tear on the top of the back seat.
If someone referrs to your leather interior as "la-z-boy quality" and then tells you about the tear on the top of the back seat.
When you know more about a MC for sale than the Chevy Dealership sales man does.
When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.
When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.
I don't think any of these has been taken.
When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.
When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.
I don't think any of these has been taken.
When you know more about a MC for sale than the Chevy Dealership sales man does.
When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.
When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.
I don't think any of these has been taken.
When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.
When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.
I don't think any of these has been taken.
OMG. I'm like that too. Glad I'm not the only one.
LOL !! that is me 
"when the more stickers you have on your car = more horsepower have"
the math mathematical formula is 1 sticker on a Monte = 5 hp at the wheel that is why the NASCAR Monte Carlo was so fast 800 + hp
their motor was only 300 hp but add 100 stickers on there cars = 500 bonus horse power total 800hp (give or take a sticker ) that is why when they hit a wall and rub off some stickers they tend to slow down LOL

"when the more stickers you have on your car = more horsepower have"
the math mathematical formula is 1 sticker on a Monte = 5 hp at the wheel that is why the NASCAR Monte Carlo was so fast 800 + hp
their motor was only 300 hp but add 100 stickers on there cars = 500 bonus horse power total 800hp (give or take a sticker ) that is why when they hit a wall and rub off some stickers they tend to slow down LOL

You know you drive a Monte Carlo when you see a 6th gen Monte without a spoiler, and think how much better it would look with one.

I'm always looking for Montes on the road. I have Debbie trained. She looks. I drive.
















