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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by augi
When you're in the front of any line (traffic or drive through) and consider yourself in pole position.
LOL !! that is me

"when the more stickers you have on your car = more horsepower have"

the math mathematical formula is 1 sticker on a Monte = 5 hp at the wheel that is why the NASCAR Monte Carlo was so fast 800 + hp
their motor was only 300 hp but add 100 stickers on there cars = 500 bonus horse power total 800hp (give or take a sticker ) that is why when they hit a wall and rub off some stickers they tend to slow down LOL
 
Old Dec 2, 2010 | 06:17 PM
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Really? Aw man... I gotta go get me more stickers.
 
Old Dec 2, 2010 | 08:29 PM
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It makes perfect sense don't it
 
Old Dec 3, 2010 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by augi
When you're in the front of any line (traffic or drive through) and consider yourself in pole position.
This is what I was going to say but you beat me to it! lol but it is so true.
 
Old Dec 3, 2010 | 03:08 PM
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Man taz, you have 8 ft of stickers on your car already, you shooting for 1000 whp?

If someone referrs to your leather interior as "la-z-boy quality" and then tells you about the tear on the top of the back seat.
 
Old Dec 3, 2010 | 04:58 PM
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When you know more about a MC for sale than the Chevy Dealership sales man does.

When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.

When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.


I don't think any of these has been taken.
 
Old Dec 3, 2010 | 07:57 PM
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When u think you probably could take that new Dodge Challenger and then quickly realize you can't. And then it's like I don't care if I lose, because I'll be too busy looking good. Or maybe that's just me.
 
Old Dec 3, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jomao_o
You get pulled over for tailgaiting... you're excuse? ... "I was drafting"
I always get stuck behind the really slow people and it makes me wish I could bump draft them.:p
 
Old Dec 3, 2010 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by captaindamnit
When you know more about a MC for sale than the Chevy Dealership sales man does.

When you get a shot of adrenalin while you see a "rival" car pull up out of the corner of your eye while you’re stopped at a light.

When you franticly whip your head around while driving down the highway b/c you thought you caught a fellow MC out of the corner of your eye.


I don't think any of these has been taken.

OMG. I'm like that too. Glad I'm not the only one.
 
Old Dec 4, 2010 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Blazed SS
LOL !! that is me

"when the more stickers you have on your car = more horsepower have"

the math mathematical formula is 1 sticker on a Monte = 5 hp at the wheel that is why the NASCAR Monte Carlo was so fast 800 + hp
their motor was only 300 hp but add 100 stickers on there cars = 500 bonus horse power total 800hp (give or take a sticker ) that is why when they hit a wall and rub off some stickers they tend to slow down LOL
Those of who own Signature series cars are "IN!" lol



You know you drive a Monte Carlo when you see a 6th gen Monte without a spoiler, and think how much better it would look with one.
All the time.

I'm always looking for Montes on the road. I have Debbie trained. She looks. I drive.
 

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